Well, her t-shirt certainly appears to cover the attorney reference in the Miranda rights she was given. Unfortunately, that is a personal "firm" of only 2 attorneys (likely ambulance chasers) and their profiles show no reference to criminal law.
@AuthorMan: Aw come on. A little mani/pedi, hair and make up....nothing a few hours worth of makeover couldn't cure. Give her a chance. If you do, there could be something "special" in it for you. She'll be fit to prowl KW streets looking for love in no time.