Humble Police Need Help Identifying Theft Suspects
Please help Detective Brown identify these 2 theft suspects. If anyone has information, please contact Detective Brown at 281-319-9726 or dbrown@humblepolice.com and reference case #23-000330.
Discussion Summary:
The forum discussion starts with a post from TownHubAdmin requesting help from the community to identify two theft suspects. Lyric makes a comment about the suspects aging rapidly in fur baby years, which is followed by asasolid2r's response that it was a joke. Tumu_ criticizes the suspects for not wearing a corona mask while committing theft, and lsg49 agrees. Asasolid2r suggests that the suspects might not think they need a mask in Harris County since they won't face any punishment in the rare case they are caught. Tumu_ jokes that he wouldn't want his guilty mug on the net, and asasolid2r responds that it's now a badge of honor in certain areas of social media. They discuss how certain items, like tear drop face tats, are a sign of gangster status, and how real gangsters steal Ulta merchandise and then walk across the lot to Best Buy to snag a 75 with no getaway car. HappyDay2016 suggests that the suspects might be repeat offenders who are released on $100 Harris County bond and then pay a fee to continue their stealing spree. Jonn suggests that the suspects should wear a corona mask and tumu shades, and Rocklady2020 asks Tumu_ where he has been. NparkTexican makes a cryptic comment about doing nothing, and jwardl reminds the group that stealing is wrong, regardless of the circumstances. Sweetie asks for clarification, and Cytxgal blames the judges for not punishing the suspects.
billcherie2 : Y'all don't due to rapid aging in fur bby yrs.. lol
@Lyric : pretty sure that was a joke, thanks for taking the bait. Welcome to kdc and we anticipate your desires to add to this enlightening experience.
@lsg49 : Dude if your thieving why would you not wear a corona mask in this day and age? Crazy…… nobody will know who you are as long as your ink is covered up. Corona masks are 20% normal now so it's not like it would be weird
lsg49 : Dude if your thieving why would you not wear a corona mask in this day and age? Crazy…… nobody will know who you are as long as your ink is covered up. Corona masks are 20% normal now so it's not like it would be weird
@Tumu_ : they probably think they don't need a mask in Harris County since they won't face any punishment in the rare case they are caught.
asasolid2r : Like tear drop face tats…. Pffff homie only has one tear drop face tat, he's still a prospect
@Tumu_ : lol, I'm pretty sure if you don't have at least 1 photo of you taking what's yours on IG from the cams at the Ulta store in Humble then you are a poser.
Tumu_ : lol, I'm pretty sure if you don't have at least 1 photo of you taking what's yours on IG from the cams at the Ulta store in Humble then you are a poser.
@asasolid2r : Dude real gangsters jack move Ulta merch then straight up walk across the lot to Best Buy and snag a 75 with no get away car
asasolid2r : Dude real gangsters jack move Ulta merch then straight up walk across the lot to Best Buy and snag a 75 with no get away car And they be like "what"
@Tumu_ : then they wanna know why they didn't get their 6 months of free Disney bundle that came with a purchase.
asasolid2r : Dude I know but still! I wouldn't want my guilty mug on the net
@Tumu_ : My guess is they do it so much they stopped caring and when they get arrested they are released on $100 Harris county bond. They then pay a fee and then they are back at the stores again repeat repeat repeat Thanks Harris county judges
