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by: terilyntx Active Indicator LED Icon 9 OP 
~ 6 years ago   Apr 26, '17 9:13pm  
When hubs wants me to bring him a glass of milk he asks, "Will you milk me?" I hate it so much. 😑 4951
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SmurfySuzi Active Indicator LED Icon 7
~ 6 years ago   Apr 26, '17 9:16pm  
That just reminds me of that scene from Meet the Fockers, when he says you can milk anything with nipples. 4951
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AuthorMan Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 6 years ago   Apr 26, '17 9:20pm  
Think I'll be nice and just leave this thread alone. ((:-) 4951
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podunk Active Indicator LED Icon 8
~ 6 years ago   Apr 26, '17 9:22pm  
Think I'll be nice and just leave this thread alone. ((:-)
 
@AuthorMan: I'm seriously trying.
 
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donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator
~ 6 years ago   Apr 26, '17 9:23pm  
When hubs wants me to bring him a glass of milk he asks, "Will you milk me?" I hate it so much. 😑
 
@terilyntx: Ugh, cringe!
 
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squirtismyboy Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 6 years ago   Apr 26, '17 9:33pm  
What if you had a third nipple? Could you milk that one too? 4951
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ExBlue Active Indicator LED Icon 11
~ 6 years ago   Apr 26, '17 9:34pm  
When hubs wants me to bring him a glass of milk he asks, "Will you milk me?" I hate it so much. 😑
 
@terilyntx:
 
That **** wouldn't fly with me! I would probably return the favor and ask him if he would "tampon me" while I was in the bathroom. That would probably shut him up, quickly! 4951
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podunk Active Indicator LED Icon 8
~ 6 years ago   Apr 26, '17 9:58pm  

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>> When hubs wants me to bring him a glass of milk he asks, "Will you milk me?" I hate it so much. 😑
 
@terilyntx:
 
That **** wouldn't fly with me! I would probably return the favor and ask him if he would "tampon me" while I was in the bathroom. That would probably shut him up, quickly!
 
@ExBlue:
 
I'm the smart*** who'd show back up with a roll of Bounty, a rope, and ask for the plunger.😂
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 6 years ago   Apr 26, '17 10:00pm  
There is a posterJust Saying
 
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ExBlue Active Indicator LED Icon 11
~ 6 years ago   Apr 26, '17 10:10pm  
@ExBlue:
 
I'm the smart*** who'd show back up with a roll of Bounty, a rope, and ask for the plunger.😂
 
@podunk:
 
And you know where that plunger would end up, right? Emoticon 4951
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podunk Active Indicator LED Icon 8
~ 6 years ago   Apr 26, '17 10:20pm  

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>> @ExBlue:
 
I'm the smart*** who'd show back up with a roll of Bounty, a rope, and ask for the plunger.😂
 
@podunk:
 
And you know where that plunger would end up, right? Emoticon
 
@ExBlue:
 
Swung in my direction, but that's about it. I have the reflexes of a cat from years of doing stupid stuff like this.
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~ 6 years ago   Apr 26, '17 10:30pm  
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BooBear Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 6 years ago   Apr 27, '17 6:18am  
I recently had a discussion with someone about this which caused me to Google.
 
You CAN in fact milk a cat and you CAN in fact milk a MAN. 4951
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podunk Active Indicator LED Icon 8
~ 6 years ago   Apr 27, '17 6:46am  
I recently had a discussion with someone about this which caused me to Google.
 
You CAN in fact milk a cat and you CAN in fact milk a MAN.
 
@BooBear:
 
You watched the tutorials didn't you? 4951
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~ 6 years ago   Apr 27, '17 8:03am  
When hubs wants me to bring him a glass of milk he asks, "Will you milk me?" I hate it so much. 😑

@terilyntx: He might be trying to give you a hint. Maybe he is talking about his prostate gland. Emoticon
 
 
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sweetie Active Indicator LED Icon 11 Forum Moderator
~ 6 years ago   Apr 27, '17 8:09am  
When hubs wants me to bring him a glass of milk he asks, "Will you milk me?" I hate it so much. 😑
 
@terilyntx:
 
I would not like this at all. I'd tell him that. With that said, that's funny and I laughed because I've never heard anyone say that. Lol.. did he say that to his mom when he was young? Sounds like dh at least has a sense of humor. 4951
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