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~ 11 years ago   May 11, '12 9:41am  
I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush 4951
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~ 11 years ago   May 11, '12 9:49am  
it's not illegal it's frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
 
- Alan Garner 4951
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~ 11 years ago   May 11, '12 9:49am  
We are sorry to announce that Mr. Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover. - Parish Magazine 4951
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~ 11 years ago   May 11, '12 9:53am  
There's this thing called being so open-minded your brains drop out.Richard Dawkins
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~ 11 years ago   May 11, '12 10:04am  
I was sitting on a plane that is traveling non-stop to Seattle. And the guy next to me turns and says to me "Hey, you going to Seattle?" 4951
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~ 11 years ago   May 11, '12 10:04am  
I pull up at the Christmas tree shop and I walk up and the guy says "hey you here to buy a tree?"
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~ 11 years ago   May 11, '12 10:06am  
I'm at the register in the clothing store, and i put a pair of pants on the counter. The lady says "You Gonna Buy Those?"
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~ 11 years ago   May 11, '12 10:06am  
I'm at the airport, and they lost my lugage, so I go to the lost lugage department. I go up to the girl and say, "Excuse me, You Lost My Lugage", She said, "Has Your Plane Landed Yet?"
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~ 11 years ago   May 11, '12 3:16pm  
"the snozberries taste like snozberries!"
 
- Willy Wonka 4951
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~ 11 years ago   May 11, '12 3:44pm  
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~ 11 years ago   May 11, '12 4:05pm  
We trained a border collie to sit still in an MRI machine! 4951
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~ 11 years ago   May 11, '12 4:05pm  
His golden stops his bike from being stolen! 4951
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~ 11 years ago   May 11, '12 4:06pm  
24 4951
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~ 11 years ago   May 11, '12 4:07pm  
24, now THAT is funny 4951
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~ 11 years ago   May 12, '12 1:26am  
Jump from the weeds.  Bush, a self described poor speaker, is dumb.  Let's hear from President Obama, who TIME Magazine called the greatest orator in the western world since Julius Caesar, and claimed he could deliver a five hour speech without a single mistake, and without so much as glancing at a note card."When I meet with world leaders, what's striking -- whether it's in Europe or here in Asia..." - President Obama, speaking from Hawaii."The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings
and inefficiencies to our health care system." --President Obama, speaking about Obamacare. At least he was being honest."No, no. I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It's like -- it was like Special Olympics, or something." - President Obama, appearing on the Tonight Show."I'm here with the Girardo family here in St. Louis." -- President Obama, speaking from KC Missouri."On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen
heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense
of patriotism is particularly strong." - President Obama."I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go." - President Obama"In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten
thousand people died -- an entire town destroyed." -- President Obama, speaking about a Kansas tornado that killed 12 people. 4951
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