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During a commercial airline flight a Navy Chief was seated next to a young mother with a baby in arms. When her baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing her infant as discreetly as possible. The Chief pretended not to notice and, upon debarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related articles. When the young mother expressed her gratitude, he responded, "Gosh, that's a good looking baby...and he sure was hungry!" Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said breast feeding would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears. The Chief sadly shook his head, and in true Sailor fashion exclaimed........ And all these years I've been chewing gum.
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Student recieved 0% on this exam. Not sure why.Q1: In which battle did Napoleon die? * His last battle.Q2: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?* At the bottom of the page.Q3: River Ravi flows in which state? * Liquid.Q4: What is the main reason for divorce? * Marriage.Q5: What is the main reason for failure? * Exams.Q6: What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner.Q7: What looks like half an apple? * The other half.Q8: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? * It will simply become wet.Q9: How can a man go eight days without sleeping ??* No problem, he sleeps at nightQ10: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..Q11: If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? * Very large hands.Q12: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?* No time at all, the wall is already built.Q13: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?* Concrete floors are hard to crack. 
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