if your dog posted a resume (for any job) what would his/her work history, skills, etc. be?
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FONZIE--4.5 y/o male retriever
Education: Educated on the mean streets of a Kingwood housing development
Work history: Undiscerning food critic, 2009-present
Professional hole digger
Skills: Hole digging skills, Cheerful lookout, take charge (aka wallow in attention) attitude 4951