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Your dog's resume

Your dog's resume

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by: Horsemagic Active Indicator LED Icon 16 OP 
~ 11 years ago   May 4, '12 3:49pm  
if your dog posted a resume (for any job) what would his/her work history, skills, etc. be?
 
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FONZIE--4.5 y/o male retriever
 
Education: Educated on the mean streets of a Kingwood housing development
Work history: Undiscerning food critic, 2009-present
Professional hole digger
Skills: Hole digging skills, Cheerful lookout, take charge (aka wallow in attention) attitude 4951
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WJo Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 11 years ago   May 4, '12 3:58pm  
Poodle . .. great for in bed snuggling , can put away any food you do not want off your plate . Will take long walks with you at any hour day or night. Great  buddy for long drives in your vehicle. Will keep all varmits & critters out of your yard  . Enjoys watching TV & will guard you & your home 24 / 7 . asking nothing in return but love. 4951
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mogopups Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 11 years ago   May 4, '12 4:36pm  
well versed in sleeping positions.  very vocal. 4951
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~ 11 years ago   May 4, '12 8:11pm  
Mine hold the furniture down and also have the ability to see and bark at all the invisible foesthe MUST be everywhere. 4951
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fcabanski Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 11 years ago   May 4, '12 8:54pm  
Woof. 4951
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N+T Active Indicator LED Icon 14
~ 11 years ago   May 4, '12 9:24pm  
Experience in making squeaky toy noise, playing fetch/keep away, barking at anyone who dares enter the yard, keeping me company while I cook and hoping "clumsy mom" drops something good, very talented in giving "sweet eyes" and tale wagging to get belly rubs. Of course the standard sit, down stay and leave it commands. Also, cat poop hunting and eating skills. 4951
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petstylist Active Indicator LED Icon
~ 11 years ago   May 4, '12 9:26pm  
Objective:  To win you over with silly antics, bring joy to your life and help with housework.Experience: Regularly empty bathroom trash cansSqueek toys excessively while people are watching an important programkeep all varment out of yardProtect from the evil doorbell on the big TVLiving alarm clock that wakes you up with kisses at the same time every morningEducation:  Homeschooled in sit, shake, get toys and ring bell to go potty outside    4951
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~ 11 years ago   May 4, '12 10:06pm  
With five dogs and 5 cats.....I want out, I want in...we expect our feeding schedule to be at tthe same time everynite..I promise to alert you to intruders..and no one who will hurt you No matter how your day is I love you...scoot over in our bed...I'lll keep you warm.....I love you no matter what! Other history..Bobbie spent her time at a shelter for 7 years..Gruffy, found us on a culdesac while walking our pups...Misty is part pit but and wasnt workin out with kids in her household..Twink was found on the streets.  Dude came from an HEB parking lot in Summerwood..I could go on all cats are rescue.  They let us know how we should treat them..we luv them and respect their needs. We respect them to behave with discipline to us..Dosent get better than that...Life is Good...Like what you do....Do what you like! 4951
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Fallon Active Indicator LED Icon 18
~ 11 years ago   May 4, '12 10:25pm  
Removed By Request 4951
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Horsemagic Active Indicator LED Icon 16 OP 
~ 11 years ago   May 5, '12 5:52am  
These all made me LOL EmoticonAnd for my second darling:...Puffy, 9 yo chow mixEducation: Schooled on the mean streets of a NW Houston neighborhoodWork history: Squirrel watcher, 2002-2011                       Guard dog 2002-present                       Depressionanxiety counselor for humans,, 2002-presentSkills: Guarding, making people feel happy, positive outlook   4951
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jax Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 11 years ago   May 5, '12 6:12am  
Really? 4951
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lola Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 11 years ago   May 5, '12 7:29am  
I love this thread. 4951
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nycoil Active Indicator LED Icon 18
~ 11 years ago   May 5, '12 7:41am  
my dog doesn't have a resume.....she has a vitae....... 4951
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Horsemagic Active Indicator LED Icon 16 OP 
~ 11 years ago   May 5, '12 8:02am  
my dog doesn't have a resume.....she has a vitae.......
 
@nycoil: Is it long? Is she a superdog?
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wallacepups Active Indicator LED Icon 4
~ 11 years ago   May 5, '12 9:57am  
6 mo old Sheppie mix looking for a stable home with loving parents. I am a fast learner and look forward to moving up the chain of command to ALPHA leader.
I will bark for treats and other delectables.
I get along well with most others, however there are a few exceptions.
I am a people pleaser and will do anything for attention.
I consider this a mere stepping stone to find my place in a good home with great benefits.
Thank you for your kind consideration. 4951
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~ 11 years ago   May 5, '12 10:47am  
Ella
7 year old golden
 
I make a better door than a window. Love eating the cat food before my own. Dont mind small children who are curious over my body parts. Love to annoy cats. 4951
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