Permanently single..

Permanently single.. 11 SIGNS YOU'VE GOTTEN VERY USED TO LIVING WITHOUT A MAN. ONE OF THEM IS HILARIOUSLY SPECIFIC.1. You stopped saving the "man jobs."
If it needs assembling, moving, resetting, opening, or figuring out, you've probably already Googled it.2. You have an entire system for bringing in groceries in one trip.
Circulation in your fingers is apparently optional.3. You don't automatically think "I need a man" when something breaks.
You think, "How much is THIS about to cost me?"4. Sleeping diagonally no longer feels selfish.
That is simply where your legs live now.5. You've developed suspiciously good jar-opening techniques.
Hot water. Rubber glove. Counter tap. You have options.6. A strange noise at night has a whole procedure.
Freeze. Listen. Check the camera. Turn on lights. Consider calling somebody. Absolutely do not investigate like the woman in a horror movie.7. You've carried something into the house that should have required two adults.
You almost lost a toenail, but asking for help felt less convenient.8. You forget other adults expect to discuss household decisions.
New couch? Bought. Thermostat? Set. Dinner? Whatever you want. Nobody called a meeting.9. Having someone in your house for too long starts feeling like hosting.
Even when you like them.10. You have at least one household problem being held together by a solution only you understand.
Do not touch that switch. Do not move that chair. And yes, the door has to be lifted slightly before it closes.11. You can hear when somebody has changed something in your house.
A cabinet closed differently. A fan left on. Something moved three inches. You walk into the room like, "Who touched my stuff?"