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by: FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 6 years ago   Aug 8, '17 12:26pm  
The Floating BirdTurns out, if you create a GIF (animated photo) and all the frames get removed with the birds wings UP, you end up with something like this. 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 6 years ago   Aug 8, '17 1:09pm  
Years ago, @boobear and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Houston to Tulsa. The son turned from the window to boobear and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"Boobear said, "Well, maybe that's something you could ask the stewardess."So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. You can ask your mother to explain it to you." 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 6 years ago   Aug 8, '17 1:13pm  
One day, @lola, @ZMAN and @jpgurl were standing outside the LOFT, when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The KDCrs began discussing the dog's duties."They use him to keep crowds back," said ZMAN."No," said jpgurl "He's just for good luck."Lola brought the argument to a close with this comment: "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrants." 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 6 years ago   Aug 8, '17 1:36pm  
One night @squirtismyboy walks into neco's looking sad. The bartender asks the him what he wants.
He says “Oh just a beer”.
The bartender asked him “Whats wrong,why are you so down today?”.
He said “My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she wouldn’t talk to me for a month”.
The bartender said “So whats wrong with that”? squirtismyboy said “Well the month is up tonight”. 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 6 years ago   Aug 8, '17 1:41pm  
@ray approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked,   "You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket.Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere." 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 6 years ago   Aug 8, '17 1:50pm  
We are not saying @retired_engineer is cheap, but, about month after his wedding;Wife to RE: "I need a new dress."
RE: "What’s wrong with the dress you’ve got?"
Wife: "It’s too long and the veil keeps getting in my eyes." 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 6 years ago   Aug 8, '17 3:34pm  
@SmurfySuzi husband is driving with her at his side and his mother-in-law in the backseat.
The women just won’t leave him alone.His mother-in-law says, "You’re driving too fast!" SmurfySuzi says, "Stay more to the left."
After ten mixed orders, he turns to SmurfySuzi and asks, "Who’s driving this car – you or your mother?" 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 6 years ago   Aug 8, '17 3:36pm  
I was at a magic show, when after one particularly amazing trick, someone screamed out, "wow, how did you do that." 
I would tell you", answered the magician predictably, "but then I'd have to kill you." 
After a moments pause the same voice screamed out "can you tell my mother in law?" 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 6 years ago   Aug 8, '17 3:44pm  
There has been a lot of trouble with older people buying dog or cat food to eat, because it is cheaper. So a lot of stores have implemented a policy to actually see the pet before selling the food.So @ray is at the supermarket goes up to the cashier and places two cans of dog food on the counter.The cashier asks, "Do you have a dog sir?""Yes, it's at home," replies ray."To be able to sell you the dog food sir, I must see the dog. That is store policy," says the cashier.Next day ray goes places two cans of cat food on the counter."Do you own a cat sir?" asks the cashier."Yes I do, it's at home," says ray"Well I am sorry sir. Store policy. I must see the cat before I can sell you cat food," says the cashier.The next day ray returns to the store and walks directly to the same cashier. He has a brown paper bag in his hand."Here," he says to the cashier, "put your hand in here."The cashier puts her hand in the brown paper bag."It is all soft and warm," she says."Yes, that's right," says ray, "I need to buy two rolls of toilet paper." 4951
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~ 6 years ago   Aug 8, '17 4:01pm  
Where's the joke featuring you @ FoFa? 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 6 years ago   Aug 8, '17 4:04pm  
When @TXtransplant was younger he used to think having sex was kissing naked. One day after showering, his dog came in the bathroom, so he kissed him on the head. After realizing what he did, he ran downstairs, and told his mom that he had sex with the dog. You can image her face after hearing this. Yep he wasn't the sharpest child. 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 6 years ago   Aug 8, '17 4:06pm  
Where's the joke featuring you @ FoFa?

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The magic show, I said "I".Emoticon 4951
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~ 6 years ago   Aug 8, '17 4:06pm  
When @TXtransplant was younger he used to think having sex was kissing naked. One day after showering, his dog came in the bathroom, so he kissed him on the head. After realizing what he did, he ran downstairs, and told his mom that he had sex with the dog. You can image her face after hearing this. Yep he wasn't the sharpest child.
 
@FoFa:
 
We never had a dog during my childhood. 😜 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 6 years ago   Aug 8, '17 4:26pm  
FoFa:
 
We never had a dog during my childhood.

@TXtransplant:
 
 
 
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 6 years ago   Aug 10, '17 11:52am  
#random
 
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 6 years ago   Aug 10, '17 12:08pm  
#randomSnacks at the vets office
 
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