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by: ExBlue Active Indicator LED Icon 11 OP 
~ 7 years ago   Jan 15, '17 3:16am  
I saw this posted on a public Facebook page. Love it!
 
Twas the Night Before Inauguration!
 
Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower,
The Donald reflected on his newfound power.
The conservative masses had come out in force,
And delivered a victory that would chart a new course.
 
The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes,
The media lied to them . . . What a surprise.
They had been promised a Hillary win,
But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin.
 
And though from all corners celebrities flew,
They made no impression, for they hadn’t a clue.
They talked about climate, racism, and such,
And they made up good stories . . . But didn’t know much.
 
The fake news and ignorance came at a cost,
And they can’t understand all the reasons they lost.
They blame it on Comey and Bernie and Vlad,
But fail to acknowledge the one that was bad.
 
Yes, Hillary Clinton, in many ways flawed,
Was her own biggest hurdle toward getting the nod.
The campaign exposed her corruptness and greed,
And her speeches were punch-less as ten dollar weed.
 
So out in the streets there arose such a clatter,
It was Soros-paid protestors and Black Lives Matter.
With cities to pillage and windows to smash,
They knew not the issues, but needed the cash.
 
Eight years of Obama had given them cause,
To expect a replacement of their Santa Claus.
But soon the protestors will feel the pain,
When the wheels fall off of the old gravy train.
 
And now all the snowflakes are riddled with fear,
Upset and offended by things that they’ll hear.
The cocoa and crayons will help for a while,
But fact-based opinions will soon cramp their style.
 
I originally supported, and voted, for Cruz,
In the end, I would vote for whoever they choose.
He wasn’t my first choice, but soon I would cede,
The one they call Trump is the one that we need.
 
I saw him on TV in front of a crowd,
He spoke about veterans, it made me feel proud.
He spoke about energy, safety, and jobs,
Taking this country back from the Washington snobs.
 
He was dressed in Armani, all tailored and neat,
And the Brunos he wore made the outfit complete.
For a man of his vintage, he seemed rather fit,
And he looked presidential, I have to admit.
 
His eyes glowed like embers, his smile was the best,
And his hair was the color of my old hunting vest.
His love for this country was on full display,
And his actions spoke louder than his words could say.
 
He thanked all his voters, and before he was gone,
Saved thousands of jobs while Obama looked on.
The fate of this country left nothing to chance,
So, he filled out his cabinet weeks in advance.
 
The men he had chosen were of the same mind,
Let’s set the bar high, and not lead from behind.
He picked up his phone as he rose from his seat,
With a flick of his finger, he sent out this tweet;
 
“Now Mattis!, now Kelly!’ now Sessions! And Pruitt!
On Perry! On Flynn, You’re the ones who can do it.
Start lifting restrictions and building the wall,
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”;
 
The roar of his audience rose from the stands,
He kissed all their babies and shook all their hands.
He answered their questions and calmed all their fears,
They knew it would be a fantastic four years.
Then he jumped in his limo, and off to his jet,
A fellow that Liberals won’t soon forget.
He sent one more tweet as the evening expired;
“Happy Inauguration to all,
AND OBAMA – YOU’RE FIRED!” Sutter Buttes Tea Party Patriots 4951
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Jeff1928 Active Indicator LED Icon 2
~ 7 years ago   Jan 15, '17 9:17am  
That was pretty good. 👍
 
I'm just waiting for all the protesters to riot during the inauguration . I have a feeling it will be a lot worse than the Election Day riots. 4951
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HollyHobby Active Indicator LED Icon 9
~ 7 years ago   Jan 15, '17 9:59am  
So, Andrea Bocelli cancelled his performance at the inauguration because of death threats.Really, liberals? Is this okay with you? This is a shameful time in U.S. history and is third world behavior.  4951
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Fallon Active Indicator LED Icon 18
~ 7 years ago   Jan 15, '17 10:01am  
Removed By Request 4951
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ExBlue Active Indicator LED Icon 11 OP 
~ 7 years ago   Jan 15, '17 10:54am  
I'm still waiting for the cry babies to move to Canada. Isn't it funny how they were all going to move north, and not south, to Mexico? I find that highly ironic, especially since the liberals want us to invite all of Mexico and Honduras, etc., into our country, but when they are ****, because their girl lost, they want to flee to Canada! And I am **** that Rosie, Whoopie, Barbara Streisand, and the other liberals haven't moved, yet. No, they stay here and just keep running their mouths. Keep it up! They only have EIGHT MORE YEARS!!! 😁 4951
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CBP210 Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 7 years ago   Jan 15, '17 11:55am  
This thread should be posted in ADC. 4951
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ExBlue Active Indicator LED Icon 11 OP 
~ 7 years ago   Jan 15, '17 12:06pm  
This thread should be posted in ADC.
 
@CBP210:
 
Feel free to copy and paste. 😊 4951
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CBP210 Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 7 years ago   Jan 15, '17 12:32pm  

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@CBP210:
 
Feel free to copy and paste. 😊

@ExBlue: I would but too many haters on that site that it is ridiculous.
 
 
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ExBlue Active Indicator LED Icon 11 OP 
~ 7 years ago   Jan 15, '17 12:59pm  

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@CBP210:
 
Feel free to copy and paste. 😊
 
@ExBlue: I would but too many haters on that site that it is ridiculous.
 
 
@CBP210:
 
All the more reason to do it! 😁 4951
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~ 7 years ago   Jan 15, '17 2:30pm  

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@CBP210:
 
Feel free to copy and paste. 😊
 
@ExBlue: I would but too many haters on that site that it is ridiculous.
 

@CBP210:
 
All the more reason to do it! 😁

@ExBlue: Just posted it there.
 
 
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HollyHobby Active Indicator LED Icon 9
~ 7 years ago   Jan 15, '17 3:29pm  
Threatening a blind man so he doesn't sing at an inauguration.Classy. And they call US fascists. Wow. 4951
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ForeCPA90 Active Indicator LED Icon 9
~ 7 years ago   Jan 15, '17 4:12pm  
So, Andrea Bocelli cancelled his performance at the inauguration because of death threats.Really, liberals? Is this okay with you? This is a shameful time in U.S. history and is third world behavior. 
 
@HollyHobby:
 
He was never invited or scheduled to perform. 4951
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HollyHobby Active Indicator LED Icon 9
~ 7 years ago   Jan 15, '17 4:35pm  

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>> So, Andrea Bocelli cancelled his performance at the inauguration because of death threats.Really, liberals? Is this okay with you? This is a shameful time in U.S. history and is third world behavior. 
 
@HollyHobby:
 
He was never invited or scheduled to perform.

@ForeCPA90:  Hmmm...that's not what I read.
 
 
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TexasOma Active Indicator LED Icon 14
~ 7 years ago   Jan 15, '17 4:53pm  
I notice that ALL our resident liberals are silent on this! Except 1 to say he wasn't even invited! 4951
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~ 7 years ago   Jan 15, '17 7:20pm  
Extra tear gas and batons if the start any crap. Courtesy of the Army National Guard.  4951
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thegoodwife Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 7 years ago   Jan 15, '17 7:24pm  
I'm still waiting for the cry babies to move to Canada. Isn't it funny how they were all going to move north, and not south, to Mexico? I find that highly ironic, especially since the liberals want us to invite all of Mexico and Honduras, etc., into our country, but when they are ****, because their girl lost, they want to flee to Canada! And I am **** that Rosie, Whoopie, Barbara Streisand, and the other liberals haven't moved, yet. No, they stay here and just keep running their mouths. Keep it up! They only have EIGHT MORE YEARS!!! 😁
 
@ExBlue: 2yrs,they keep this chit up I believe a few more will be losing their seats
 
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