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by: Retired_Engineer Active Indicator LED Icon 13 OP 
~ 7 years ago   Jan 4, '17 8:30pm  
For Christmas, my son gave me a squirt bottle of POO POURRI.  It's scented essential oils that you squirt on the water to form a vapor barrier before you go #2.  It works well except for those times that your waste gets higher than the water level.My daughter gave me a stress-relieving ball that is a boob-ball.  Flesh colored, with a nice nipple/areola, and it is very soft and squishy!  My dogs think it is a toy for them, but this is MINE!  I like to squeeze it, pinch it, roll it around in my hands, hold it against my face, and kiss it.  I would post a picture of it but I don't want my hand slapped.My kids have been giving me gag gifts for Christmas ever since they got out of high school. 4951
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BooBear Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 7 years ago   Jan 4, '17 8:36pm  
I got wine and chocolate. I just grab my own boob for stress relief. 4951
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Retired_Engineer Active Indicator LED Icon 13 OP 
~ 7 years ago   Jan 4, '17 8:41pm  
I got wine and chocolate. I just grab my own boob for stress relief.
 
@BooBear:  I usually grab Debbie's, but she complains that my hands are too cold!  Boob Ball don't care!Correction:  The actual name is the Breast Squishy Stressball and costs about $7.  I may need to order a crate of these things!
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~ 7 years ago   Jan 4, '17 8:43pm  

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>> I got wine and chocolate. I just grab my own boob for stress relief.
 
@BooBear:  I usually grab Debbie's, but she complains that my hands are too cold!  Boob Ball don't care!
 
@Retired_Engineer: it also won't grab you back.
 
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Retired_Engineer Active Indicator LED Icon 13 OP 
~ 7 years ago   Jan 4, '17 8:45pm  

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>> I got wine and chocolate. I just grab my own boob for stress relief.
 
@BooBear:  I usually grab Debbie's, but she complains that my hands are too cold!  Boob Ball don't care!
 
@Retired_Engineer: it also won't grab you back.
 
 
@BooBear:  It could if I had more than one!
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~ 7 years ago   Jan 4, '17 9:00pm  
POO POURRI
 
@Retired_Engineer: i love'd their commercials!


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MarT Active Indicator LED Icon 9
~ 7 years ago   Jan 4, '17 9:08pm  
I got a roomba, don't judge,I love it! 4951
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~ 7 years ago   Jan 4, '17 9:38pm  

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>> I got wine and chocolate. I just grab my own boob for stress relief.
 
@BooBear:  I usually grab Debbie's, but she complains that my hands are too cold!  Boob Ball don't care!Correction:  The actual name is the Breast Squishy Stressball and costs about $7.  I may need to order a crate of these things!
 
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~ 7 years ago   Jan 5, '17 1:23pm  

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@Retired_Engineer: i love'd their commercials!


 
@mdizzle:   I LOVE IT!  I hadn't seen that commercial before!  I'm sure @donnatella is aware of this product, since she claims women don't fart or poop!   Emoticon
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~ 7 years ago   Jan 5, '17 1:29pm  
I also got boob for Christmas, but my wife says they belong to her. 4951
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Retired_Engineer Active Indicator LED Icon 13 OP 
~ 7 years ago   Jan 5, '17 2:02pm  
I also got boob for Christmas, but my wife says they belong to her.
 
@ZMAN:  True, but a loving, caring husband needs lot's of opportunities to show them/her his affection!
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