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Thanksgiving with the in-laws AND our attorney

Thanksgiving with the in-laws AND our attorney

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by: donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator  OP 
~ 7 years ago   Nov 21, '16 9:05am  
All at the same time...attorney is an old family friend. I can see it now, SMH.
 
Well, good news is, at least my attorney can follow behind the squad car and post bail quickly. Since he is on retainer, he will have to testify in my favor, correct? Hell, I don't know. I'll need backup either way.
 
I might also need an extra heavy dose of Xanax with a Yeti tumbler-sized vodka chaser. 4951
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~ 7 years ago   Nov 21, '16 10:06am  
Will be having the same sort of Thanksgiving...only my DW is the attorney and she'd be the one needing the bail money. 4951
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~ 7 years ago   Nov 21, '16 10:25am  
Do what i do ignore thanksgiving. I am thankful for kdc though. 😎😆🐶🐱🐳⚘🍿🚔 4951
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~ 7 years ago   Nov 21, '16 10:35am  
Oh dear, I see fellatio in this attorney's near future.
 
Careful @donnatella
 
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donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator  OP 
~ 7 years ago   Nov 21, '16 10:37am  
Oh dear, I see fellatio in this attorney's near future.
 
Careful @donnatella
 
 
@jax: No, no, and NO! I pay the retainer with real U.S. currency. No exchange of services at all.
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jax Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 7 years ago   Nov 21, '16 10:40am  

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>> Oh dear, I see fellatio in this attorney's near future.
 
Careful @donnatella
 

@jax: No, no, and NO! I pay the retainer with real U.S. currency. No exchange of services at all.
 
@donnatella:
 
Uh huh...that's what they all say. Mt atty said the same thing right before, well, the trial.
 
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~ 7 years ago   Nov 21, '16 10:44am  

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Careful @donnatella
 

@jax: No, no, and NO! I pay the retainer with real U.S. currency. No exchange of services at all.
 
@donnatella:
 
Uh huh...that's what they all say. Mt atty said the same thing right before, well, the trial.
 
 
@jax:
 
What is fellatio? 4951
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jax Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 7 years ago   Nov 21, '16 10:57am  
It's an act. A skillful act performed by many, perfected by few.
 
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~ 7 years ago   Nov 21, '16 11:18am  
It's an act. A skillful act performed by many, perfected by few.
 
 
@jax:
 
Wow, how would you know it's rarely perfected? Even if you've had a lot of partners, still a teeny tiny sampling honey. LOL
And did you know, penises are like personalities...they are all sensitive to different things. 4951
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~ 7 years ago   Nov 21, '16 11:19am  
All at the same time...attorney is an old family friend. I can see it now, SMH.
 
Well, good news is, at least my attorney can follow behind the squad car and post bail quickly. Since he is on retainer, he will have to testify in my favor, correct? Hell, I don't know. I'll need backup either way.
 
I might also need an extra heavy dose of Xanax with a Yeti tumbler-sized vodka chaser.
 
@donnatella: I will be your back up.lol
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donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator  OP 
~ 7 years ago   Nov 21, '16 11:25am  
It's an act. A skillful act performed by many, perfected by few.
 
 
@jax: Definitely perfected and a new trend-setting benchmark standard.
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~ 7 years ago   Nov 21, '16 11:56am  

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>> It's an act. A skillful act performed by many, perfected by few.
 

@jax:
 
Wow, how would you know it's rarely perfected? Even if you've had a lot of partners, still a teeny tiny sampling honey. LOL
And did you know, penises are like personalities...they are all sensitive to different things.
 
@TheTruthHurts:
 
I concluded, based on the sample size, that many have not perfected this skill. The percentage has a +/- 3% margin of error.
 
Any woman can volunteer to be a part of the experiment, however. Emoticon
 
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donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator  OP 
~ 7 years ago   Nov 21, '16 12:11pm  

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@jax:
 
Wow, how would you know it's rarely perfected? Even if you've had a lot of partners, still a teeny tiny sampling honey. LOL
And did you know, penises are like personalities...they are all sensitive to different things.
 
@TheTruthHurts:
 
I concluded, based on the sample size, that many have not perfected this skill. The percentage has a +/- 3% margin of error.
 
Any woman can volunteer to be a part of the experiment, however. Emoticon
 
 
@jax: No wonder you are looking forward to your Houston trip. And here we thought it was just Tita's Tacos.
 
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~ 7 years ago   Nov 21, '16 2:09pm  

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@jax:
 
Wow, how would you know it's rarely perfected? Even if you've had a lot of partners, still a teeny tiny sampling honey. LOL
And did you know, penises are like personalities...they are all sensitive to different things.
 
@TheTruthHurts:
 
I concluded, based on the sample size, that many have not perfected this skill. The percentage has a +/- 3% margin of error.
 
Any woman can volunteer to be a part of the experiment, however. Emoticon
 

@jax: No wonder you are looking forward to your Houston trip. And here we thought it was just Tita's Tacos.
 
 
@donnatella: Why, is it outlawed in Austin?
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~ 7 years ago   Nov 21, '16 2:15pm  
@donnatella - might I suggest serving some heavily spiked eggnog? Drink enough of that and all you want to do is sit and watch the telly. No energy for arguing. 4951
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~ 7 years ago   Nov 21, '16 2:39pm  
I can drop off some of my wine stash- you think 2 cases is enough??? 4951
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