Ronald McDonald was forced to go into hiding due to the high number of creepy clown incidents.http://www.wcyb.com/watercooler/clown-sightings-force-ronald-mcdonald-into-hiding/111832318 4951
@donnatella: and ronald is a feminist. he thinks of the fair sex as well as the food. so now he has begun offering a new happy meal complete with a toy 4951