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by: Ray Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 7 years ago   Oct 3, '16 3:51pm  
 I learned today thatCleavage is like the sun.
 
You can only glance at it for a second.
 
But if you wear dark sunglasses, you can look much longer. Emoticon
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ET Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 7 years ago   Oct 3, '16 4:12pm  
 I learned today thatCleavage is like the sun.
 
You can only glance at it for a second.
 
But if you wear dark sunglasses, you can look much longer. Emoticon
 
@Ray: Unless your wife is on to you.
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ET Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 7 years ago   Oct 3, '16 4:27pm  
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Zoey Active Indicator LED Icon 2
~ 7 years ago   Oct 3, '16 4:40pm  
I'm so sick of Boobs!! I Hate bras, I hate being harnessed!! They're just too big & always in the way.
 
After nursing your babies, why can't they just shrink back to the 9 year d size? PIA.

Guys who like cleavage can grow their own & science themselves.
 
When my friend lived in Hawaii, she wasn't allowed to donate blood because she wasn't wearing a bra. Sounds crazy. I think the blood ladies were jealous, that girl was just Gorgeous with perfect Ta Tas.
Her boyfriend was Jeffrey Bloomingdale, of the Bloomingdale family that owns all those nice shops. 4951
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AuthorMan Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 7 years ago   Oct 3, '16 10:50pm  

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>>  I learned today thatCleavage is like the sun.
 
You can only glance at it for a second.
 
But if you wear dark sunglasses, you can look much longer. Emoticon
 
@Ray: Unless your wife is on to you.
 
@ET: Then the shades can cover the shiners.
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DanStanton Active Indicator LED Icon 3
~ 7 years ago   Oct 4, '16 7:40am  
My favorite subjects... er, subject. 4951
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Retired_Engineer Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 7 years ago   Oct 4, '16 11:46am  
My wife knows that I LOVE boobs.  She would think something was wrong with me if I DIDN'T LOOK!  Of course, my favorite pair is hers! 4951
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TheTruthHurts Active Indicator LED Icon 12
~ 7 years ago   Oct 4, '16 4:47pm  
My wife knows that I LOVE boobs.  She would think something was wrong with me if I DIDN'T LOOK!  Of course, my favorite pair is hers!
 
@Retired_Engineer:
 

Riiiiiiight, but nice try at the save, lmao 4951
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ET Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 7 years ago   Oct 4, '16 5:02pm  

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>> My wife knows that I LOVE boobs.  She would think something was wrong with me if I DIDN'T LOOK!  Of course, my favorite pair is hers!
 
@Retired_Engineer:
 

Riiiiiiight, but nice try at the save, lmao
 
@TheTruthHurts:
 
She does all his typing. 4951
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~ 7 years ago   Oct 4, '16 6:05pm  

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>> My wife knows that I LOVE boobs.  She would think something was wrong with me if I DIDN'T LOOK!  Of course, my favorite pair is hers!
 
@Retired_Engineer:
 

Riiiiiiight, but nice try at the save, lmao
 
@TheTruthHurts:
 
She does all his typing.
 
@ET:
 
Anytime a man says something about looking at other women's body parts and says BUT my wife's are the best, I always giggle a little and think he's really thinking "DAT ***!" Lol lol lol
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ProblemAgain Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 7 years ago   Oct 4, '16 6:23pm  
 I learned today thatCleavage is like the sun.
 
You can only glance at it for a second.
 
But if you wear dark sunglasses, you can look much longer. Emoticon
 
@Ray: and sometimes one form of cleavage causes another....
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donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator
~ 7 years ago   Oct 4, '16 6:40pm  
after nursing your babies, why can't they just shrink back to the 9 year d size? PIA
 
@Zoey: Wow, this explains a lot.
 
True, men seem to enjoy them a bit more, but they seriously enhance sex. If you don't get enjoyment from them, before and during, then you are seriously missing out...on a lot!
 
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Zoey Active Indicator LED Icon 2
~ 7 years ago   Oct 4, '16 6:58pm  

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>> after nursing your babies, why can't they just shrink back to the 9 year d size? PIA
 
@Zoey: Wow, so much is making sense now.
 
True, men seem to enjoy them a bit more, but they seriously enhance sex. If you don't get enjoyment from them, before and during, then you are seriously missing out...on a lot!
 
 
@donnatella:
 
Yes, but it's time, burden, irritation, harness wearing virtually all damn day in relation to not a very significant amt. of time where they may or may not reap any rewards. No guarantees on that end, but you're damned certain to endure lugging around harnessed bowling balls ALL DAY looooong. Even the most unstructured bras dig in the shoulders after a while. Such fun! Gee, think I'll endure pain all day, just in case I get lucky sometime.
 
I've heard of brain transplants in the future, maybe boobs can find a happy recipient. The guys like them so much, maybe they could get on a donor list. Can't you just image how classy the bras would be with Harley motifs or Corvettes, or dead deer & other animals on them?
 
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Retired_Engineer Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 7 years ago   Oct 4, '16 7:54pm  

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>> My wife knows that I LOVE boobs.  She would think something was wrong with me if I DIDN'T LOOK!  Of course, my favorite pair is hers!
 
@Retired_Engineer:
 

Riiiiiiight, but nice try at the save, lmao
 
@TheTruthHurts:  I hope that you're not really that cynical.  You must have been hurt really badly if you actually feel that way.
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Zoey Active Indicator LED Icon 2
~ 7 years ago   Oct 5, '16 9:40am  

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>> after nursing your babies, why can't they just shrink back to the 9 year d size? PIA
 
@Zoey: Wow, this explains a lot.
 
True, men seem to enjoy them a bit more, but they seriously enhance sex. If you don't get enjoyment from them, before and during, then you are seriously missing out...on a lot!
 
 
@donnatella:
 
My MIL grew up extremely wealthy & as she claimed, embarrassingly over privileged ( poor thing, my heart just bleeds! ).
She got married 9 times & said that she " helped " all those men. She, too, thought that boobs were only for a man's enjoyment & thought breast feeding was archaic. She was so nauseatingly revolting! I was so happy when I never had to see her or her amusement park playground ******* ever again! 4951
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TXtransplant Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 7 years ago   Oct 5, '16 11:02pm  
My wife knows that I LOVE boobs.  She would think something was wrong with me if I DIDN'T LOOK!  Of course, my favorite pair is hers!
 
@Retired_Engineer:
 
This thread completely reminds me of Kenny's "Major Boobage" adventure on South Park:
 
youtu.be/2GIiOsuDRFk 4951
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