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by: Chrisinkingwood Active Indicator LED Icon 8 OP 
~ 7 years ago   Jun 28, '16 9:28am  
A few days ago while getting ready for bed my 5 year old grandson couldn't brush his teeth because his toothbrush was down in the car. He began to cry and I asked him why he was so upset. "I don't want my teeth to fall out!" he replied. Seems his parents have told him that if he doesn't brush well that will happen, he took it very literally. I took the same GS to the men's room at a restaurant last night. He peed and then I said I needed to go as well. After I went and flushed he asked me why I don't have a wrapper on my penis like he does. He is not circumcised. I told him the doctor unwrapped mine when I was a baby as a surprise for my parents! He said he likes surprises, too but he doesn't want his wrapper removed. 4951
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buffaloglenn Active Indicator LED Icon 11
~ 7 years ago   Jun 28, '16 9:57am  
A few days ago while getting ready for bed my 5 year old grandson couldn't brush his teeth because his toothbrush was down in the car. He began to cry and I asked him why he was so upset. "I don't want my teeth to fall out!" he replied. Seems his parents have told him that if he doesn't brush well that will happen, he took it very literally. I took the same GS to the men's room at a restaurant last night. He peed and then I said I needed to go as well. After I went and flushed he asked me why I don't have a wrapper on my penis like he does. He is not circumcised. I told him the doctor unwrapped mine when I was a baby as a surprise for my parents! He said he likes surprises, too but he doesn't want his wrapper removed.
 
@Chrisinkingwood: Classic!  Kids are so much fun to be around.  I especially liked that 5 year old age. 
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~ 7 years ago   Jun 28, '16 10:04am  
Oldest DS was about this age when my granddad passed.  We're at the viewing and it's quiet and somber.  I have DS in my arms and we're at the casket.DS:  (quietly) Can I touch him?me:  Sure, buddy, you want to say goodbye to Papa?DS:  (full voice for all to hear) No.  I just want to know what a dead guy feels like.If we could all be so honest and innocent... 4951
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~ 7 years ago   Jun 28, '16 10:57am  
Oldest DS was about this age when my granddad passed.  We're at the viewing and it's quiet and somber.  I have DS in my arms and we're at the casket.DS:  (quietly) Can I touch him?me:  Sure, buddy, you want to say goodbye to Papa?DS:  (full voice for all to hear) No.  I just want to know what a dead guy feels like.If we could all be so honest and innocent...
 
@shodan66: OMG!  LMFAO!!! 4951
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~ 7 years ago   Jun 28, '16 11:00pm  
Haha, Im home on fmla for the summer with my 5 year old twins. Its a sweet deal, they say and do some awesome things. I was talking too my son about him going to the bathroom and was explaining #1 and #2, and he said he has too do a #3, because he had to do both. He said daddy 1 and 2 is 3 so I have to go do a #3 4951
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