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by: Heathur Active Indicator LED Icon 12 OP 
~ 8 years ago   Jun 1, '15 5:21pm  
Saturday I fractured my tailbone, now today I busted my phone screen & found out that Bruce/ Caitlynn Jenner has better ******* than I do. FML.
 
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donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator
~ 8 years ago   Jun 1, '15 5:25pm  
So you CAN break your ***...sorry, I couldn't resist.  I know that hurts.  I used to slide out of my office chair because I couldn't get it lowered enough and one time, I didn't catch myself in time.  That's a horrible pain.  Hope you feel better soon. Caitlynn's boobs, I'm sure are Photo Shopped.  If not, they are fake.  Don't let them intimidate you.  4951
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Ebola Active Indicator LED Icon 9
~ 8 years ago   Jun 1, '15 5:25pm  
I think your ******* are better looking. Maybe this as will be a good reason to get a better phone and plan. You're injured a excuse to collect sick pay. 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jun 1, '15 5:27pm  
Main thing is those are to be admired and I'd drop a paycheck to play with them. 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jun 1, '15 5:50pm  
My day is pretty good ! 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jun 1, '15 5:52pm  
Saturday I fractured my tailbone, now today I busted my phone screen & found out that Bruce/ Caitlynn Jenner has better ******* than I do. FML.
 
How's your day going?
 
@Heathur:
How did that happen? I mean your fracture, not Caitlynn Jenner. I don't want to know how that happenned.
4951
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donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator
~ 8 years ago   Jun 1, '15 5:55pm  

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>> Saturday I fractured my tailbone, now today I busted my phone screen & found out that Bruce/ Caitlynn Jenner has better ******* than I do. FML.
 
How's your day going?
 
@Heathur:
How did that happen? I mean your fracture, not Caitlynn Jenner. I don't want to know how that happenned.
 
@topcat:  Yeah, I think we know how Caitlynn happened.  Nip, tuck, snip...
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~ 8 years ago   Jun 1, '15 5:56pm  

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>> Saturday I fractured my tailbone, now today I busted my phone screen & found out that Bruce/ Caitlynn Jenner has better ******* than I do. FML.
 
How's your day going?
 
@Heathur:
How did that happen? I mean your fracture, not Caitlynn Jenner. I don't want to know how that happenned.
 
@topcat:  Yeah, I think we know how Caitlynn happened.  Nip, tuck, snip...
 
@donnatella: Don't forget Photoshop. There's no way his skin looks that good.
 
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Heathur Active Indicator LED Icon 12 OP 
~ 8 years ago   Jun 1, '15 6:21pm  

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>> Saturday I fractured my tailbone, now today I busted my phone screen & found out that Bruce/ Caitlynn Jenner has better ******* than I do. FML.
 
How's your day going?
 
@Heathur:
How did that happen? I mean your fracture, not Caitlynn Jenner. I don't want to know how that happenned.
 
@topcat:
 
I've started telling people that a huge stray dog knocked me down on to a pile of jagged rocks BUT I was really walking my butthole pug who weaved in front of me, tripped over his leash, & fell onto the pointy edge of the sidewalk. Heard a loud crack & it was all downhill from there. I refuse to sit on the stupid donut too. They look ridiculous. It's pretty ****** excruciating. #ibrokemybutt Emoticon 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jun 1, '15 7:30pm  

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>> Saturday I fractured my tailbone, now today I busted my phone screen & found out that Bruce/ Caitlynn Jenner has better ******* than I do. FML.
 
How's your day going?
 
@Heathur:
How did that happen? I mean your fracture, not Caitlynn Jenner. I don't want to know how that happenned.
 
@topcat:
 
I've started telling people that a huge stray dog knocked me down on to a pile of jagged rocks BUT I was really walking my butthole pug who weaved in front of me, tripped over his leash, & fell onto the pointy edge of the sidewalk. Heard a loud crack & it was all downhill from there. I refuse to sit on the stupid donut too. They look ridiculous. It's pretty ****** excruciating. #ibrokemybutt Emoticon
 
@Heathur:
Yikes! U better use the donut now to heal up properly, so u don't have troubles later. Listen to your KDC momma!!!!
4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jun 1, '15 7:36pm  

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>> Saturday I fractured my tailbone, now today I busted my phone screen & found out that Bruce/ Caitlynn Jenner has better ******* than I do. FML.
 
How's your day going?
 
@Heathur:
How did that happen? I mean your fracture, not Caitlynn Jenner. I don't want to know how that happenned.
 
@topcat:
 
I've started telling people that a huge stray dog knocked me down on to a pile of jagged rocks BUT I was really walking my butthole pug who weaved in front of me, tripped over his leash, & fell onto the pointy edge of the sidewalk. Heard a loud crack & it was all downhill from there. I refuse to sit on the stupid donut too. They look ridiculous. It's pretty ****** excruciating. #ibrokemybutt Emoticon
 
@Heathur:
Yikes! U better use the donut now to heal up properly, so u don't have troubles later. Listen to your KDC momma!!!!
 
@topcat:
 
Agreed. Do the therapy. I broke my arm tripping over a gas station hose. Did not do the follow up therapy. It still aches to this day. 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jun 1, '15 7:41pm  

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>> Saturday I fractured my tailbone, now today I busted my phone screen & found out that Bruce/ Caitlynn Jenner has better ******* than I do. FML.
 
How's your day going?
 
@Heathur:
How did that happen? I mean your fracture, not Caitlynn Jenner. I don't want to know how that happenned.
 
@topcat:
 
I've started telling people that a huge stray dog knocked me down on to a pile of jagged rocks BUT I was really walking my butthole pug who weaved in front of me, tripped over his leash, & fell onto the pointy edge of the sidewalk. Heard a loud crack & it was all downhill from there. I refuse to sit on the stupid donut too. They look ridiculous. It's pretty ****** excruciating. #ibrokemybutt Emoticon
 
@Heathur:
I had to read this twice before I understood it was you butthole PUG and not something else.
4951
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friday1 Active Indicator LED Icon 9
~ 8 years ago   Jun 1, '15 7:47pm  
What does a broken Butt look like? 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jun 1, '15 7:51pm  
What does a broken Butt look like?
 
@friday1:
 

A huge crack?? 😀 4951
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CBP210 Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 8 years ago   Jun 1, '15 8:08pm  
I hope you are feeling better and don't let this get the best of you. 4951
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~ 8 years ago   Jun 1, '15 8:11pm  

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>> Saturday I fractured my tailbone, now today I busted my phone screen & found out that Bruce/ Caitlynn Jenner has better ******* than I do. FML.
 
How's your day going?
 
@Heathur:
How did that happen? I mean your fracture, not Caitlynn Jenner. I don't want to know how that happenned.
 
@topcat:
 
I've started telling people that a huge stray dog knocked me down on to a pile of jagged rocks BUT I was really walking my butthole pug who weaved in front of me, tripped over his leash, & fell onto the pointy edge of the sidewalk. Heard a loud crack & it was all downhill from there. I refuse to sit on the stupid donut too. They look ridiculous. It's pretty ****** excruciating. #ibrokemybutt Emoticon
 
@Heathur: Use the donut. You dont want your butt to heal crooked.
 
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