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>> Saturday I fractured my tailbone, now today I busted my phone screen & found out that Bruce/ Caitlynn Jenner has better ******* than I do. FML.
How's your day going?
@Heathur:
How did that happen? I mean your fracture, not Caitlynn Jenner. I don't want to know how that happenned.
@topcat:
I've started telling people that a huge stray dog knocked me down on to a pile of jagged rocks BUT I was really walking my butthole pug who weaved in front of me, tripped over his leash, & fell onto the pointy edge of the sidewalk. Heard a loud crack & it was all downhill from there. I refuse to sit on the stupid donut too. They look ridiculous. It's pretty ****** excruciating. #ibrokemybutt
@Heathur:
Yikes! U better use the donut now to heal up properly, so u don't have troubles later. Listen to your KDC momma!!!!
@topcat:
Agreed. Do the therapy. I broke my arm tripping over a gas station hose. Did not do the follow up therapy. It still aches to this day. 4951