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by: Ray Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 9 years ago   Aug 5, '14 3:51pm  
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs
and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.. She took
the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
 
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them
staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer,
and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.
 
Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce
to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New
Orleans , please raise your hand?"
 
Not one hand went up...
so she took them home and ate them.
 
There are two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think. 4951
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donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator
~ 9 years ago   Aug 5, '14 3:52pm  
Priceless!  4951
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mogopups Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 9 years ago   Aug 5, '14 4:13pm  
Too funny.  Too funny!!!! 4951
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silly123 Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 9 years ago   Aug 5, '14 4:15pm  
Removed By Request 4951
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