@Odin:
You're not one of those obnoxious coffee orders that rattles off a uber 
retentious order, are you? I just want to smack those people with orders like:
Grande, Quad, Nonfat, One-Pump, No-Whip, Mocha
Venti Iced Skinny Hazelnut Macchiato, Sugar-Free Syrup, Extra Shot, Light Ice, No Whip
Iced, Half Caff, Ristretto, Venti, 4-Pump, Sugar Free, Cinnamon, Dolce Soy Skinny Latte
Quad Grande, Non Fat, Extra Hot Caramel Macchiato Upside Down
Grande Chai Tea Latte, 3 Pump, Skim Milk, Lite Water, No Foam, Extra Hot 4951