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A crusty old golfer comes in from a round of golf at a new course and
heads into the grill room. As he passes through the swinging doors he
sees a sign hanging over the bar :

COLD BEER: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old
golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive
female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled
golfers. She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer.

"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "May I help you?"

The old golfer leans over the bar an whispers, "I was wondering, young
lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs? "

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs: "Yes Sir , I sure am"

The old golfer leans closer and into her left ear and says softly, "Well,
wash your hands real f...ing good, cause I want a cheeseburger

Whada guy, what a guy!

Jul 20, 2012 - 03:26 pm
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Did she take a dump?


Jul 20, 2012 - 03:44 pm
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So, I guess they don't have to was their hands if they take a pee.....I need to know where this place is, so I can avoid it!  lol.....

Jul 20, 2012 - 05:16 pm
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So, I guess they don't have to was their hands if they take a pee.....I need to know where this place is, so I can avoid it!  lol.....


@pharlap: most restaurants have this posted in employee bathrooms:
 


this covers everything.........Animated Emoticons


Jul 21, 2012 - 11:15 pm
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