One poor guy almost came and went at the same time.A Michigan woman was released on bond last week, pending an appeal of her four year prison sentence.She’s charged with shooting her lover because he didn’t drop a big enough load into her during sex.We swear we aren’t making this up.Sadie Bell, 58, was convicted last April of shooting her 60-year-old partner, Edward Lee in the stomach. She used a Smith & Wesson semi-automatic handgun.Hell hath no fury like a woman who owns a semi-automatic pistol.
Bell was nice enough to inform the police that she was “**** off” at Lee’s performance in the sack and that’s why she shot him.Bell said that she thought that Lee might be having an affair because he didn’t deposit a healthy dose of ejaculate into her during coitus.However, Lee was married to another woman during his 15-year liaison with Bell. So, technically, he was already having an affair. With Bell.Just when you thought it couldn’t get any weirder, right?According to Assistant Prosecutor Paul Walton, Bell told “the police some very graphic things about how she expected him to perform, she was a cheap date, she liked sex, she expected him to be able to do what he’s promised.”Lee survived the shooting, but spent five weeks recovering in a hospital.We are fairly certain that his wife now knows about the affair. http://downtrend.com/brian-carey/michigan-woman-shoots-her-lover-because-the-sex-just-wasnt-good-enough/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook 4951