Alaska doesn't have the internet
@mm4731: Sure they do, just not the one we are familiar with.Alaskan1: Oh jeez, now how am I gunna replace dat dere snowmobile den? Oh I know. *opens* window and sticks head outside* (yelling) Hey Frank you home?Frank(yelling back): Yeah jeez Dave I'm home. Whaddya want?Dave(still yelling): You got any ideas on where I might get a replacement snowmobile? I gots lots of chores need doin' and no way to get em dun!Frank: (yelling back): No, I don't but I might know someone who does, I'll get back with you when I find out!Dave: Ok thanks!*cut to frank sitting at a small table lit by a flickering can of sterno, scribbling furiously on a dried piece of leather. He rolls it up, ties it up with twine and goes out side. He comes up to a moose standing at the side of his house. Frank ties the leather note to the moose' antlers and smacks it on the butt. 'go on git!' The moose takes off into the wilderness.1 week later.....Frank:*head stuck out living room window, yelling) Hey Dave!?Dave: Yeah Frank?Frank: I found a 2003 VW Passat that someone in Texas is selling for a pretty good price! That could replace your snowmobile no problem., Dontcha have some sort of half cousin or something in Dallas?Dave: A 4th cousin on Bernice's side actually! but yeah I do! Thanks Frank, I'll get in touch with him and see if he can pick it up for me!.
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