I saw you at HEB the other day and I sure wish your kid would stop throwing his Barney doll in the washer. For a second there you made me think I was in Wal-mart, I mean, with you wearing purple shorts and all.
Me n Fofa were settin on a bench in Kings park.....I told him, dude I am Old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?' So he says to me......, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'