We are sorry to announce that Mr. Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover. - Parish Magazine 4951
I'm at the airport, and they lost my lugage, so I go to the lost lugage department. I go up to the girl and say, "Excuse me, You Lost My Lugage", She said, "Has Your Plane Landed Yet?" 4951
Jump from the weeds. Bush, a self described poor speaker, is dumb. Let's hear from President Obama, who TIME Magazine called the greatest orator in the western world since Julius Caesar, and claimed he could deliver a five hour speech without a single mistake, and without so much as glancing at a note card."When I meet with world leaders, what's striking -- whether it's in Europe or here in Asia..." - President Obama, speaking from Hawaii."The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system." --President Obama, speaking about Obamacare. At least he was being honest."No, no. I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It's like -- it was like Special Olympics, or something." - President Obama, appearing on the Tonight Show."I'm here with the Girardo family here in St. Louis." -- President Obama, speaking from KC Missouri."On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong." - President Obama."I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go." - President Obama"In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died -- an entire town destroyed." -- President Obama, speaking about a Kansas tornado that killed 12 people. 4951