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@ dutch...I hear that wild mushrooms are a good way to "off someone" or a nice walk beside an alligator infested waterway ....looks like maybe she needs a friend to show her the way (LMAO)


@WJo:

It's funny you say that because I had an uncle that died from that. He was out on his farm ate one and died. OK I will do that...thanks, you all are awesome!!
 
 


 

Jun 13, 2012 - 06:00 pm
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@ Dutch... I was just kidding.... do not ..I repeat...DO NOT ...feed anyone poision mushrooms, you are so funny !

Jun 14, 2012 - 10:03 am
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Good place to collect some 'rooms


Jun 14, 2012 - 10:28 am
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So i was scanning Nycoils FB page the other day and saw he posted this

I was asleep and dreaming of the old days of hot-tubs and free sex when all of a sudden the awesome reality of a firm breast in my mouth caused me to slowly rise from my slumber......turns out the rubber nose piece from my CPAP machine came off and fell int my mouth and I had been chewing on it.

Jun 14, 2012 - 10:43 am
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@N+T

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. 
(Rita Rudner)

Jun 14, 2012 - 10:45 am
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@Ray of Kingwood, Texas was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garage, which she could see from the bedroom window. Ray opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the garage stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked “Is someone in your house?” and he said “no”. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

Ray said, “Okay,” hung up, counted to 10, 3 times (he had his slippers on so only had his fingers to use), and phoned the police again. Hello, I just called you a minute ago because there were people stealing things from my garage. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now because I’ve just shot them.” Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at Ray's house and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to Ray: “I thought you said that
you’d shot them!”

Ray said, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”

Jun 14, 2012 - 10:53 am
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So i was scanning Nycoils FB page the other day and saw he posted this

I was asleep and dreaming of the old days of hot-tubs and free sex when all of a sudden the awesome reality of a firm breast in my mouth caused me to slowly rise from my slumber......turns out the rubber nose piece from my CPAP machine came off and fell int my mouth and I had been chewing on it.


@FoFa: LMBO. I hate it when that happens...kinda like dreaming someone is kissing you and you're in heaven only to wake up and find the cat is licking your face. Whoever said 'reality bites' was obviously correct.


Jun 14, 2012 - 10:54 am
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Texas police search for elusive nudist



Several people have called police in the last few months about the nudist running through the fields south and southeast of the Warner Ranch Apartments.

Officers have not been able to find him, however. In addition, they don't know who he is but do know that he is a white man with a medium build and short brown hair.


Jun 14, 2012 - 11:41 am
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I'm trying to finish remodeling my walk in closet, but I keep getting distracted with KDC.

Jun 14, 2012 - 11:43 am
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Texas police search for elusive nudist



Several people have called police in the last few months about the nudist running through the fields south and southeast of the Warner Ranch Apartments.

Officers have not been able to find him, however. In addition, they don't know who he is but do know that he is a white man with a medium build and short brown hair.



@FoFa: Obviously not fan of baby butt bald!


Jun 14, 2012 - 11:46 am
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a few things .....

My twins start Kindergarten in August and I am counting down the days so I can have five minutes to myself!  Also I think they will really thrive in a classroom setting away from each other.
 
Also looking forward to havin time to work around the house, maybe get a part time job, and work some w/ the family business.     AND do some volunteer work too!

Jun 14, 2012 - 11:49 am
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@ Dutch... I was just kidding.... do not ..I repeat...DO NOT ...feed anyone poision mushrooms, you are so funny !


@WJo:

Well damn...if you say so! I took this picture of everyone at a field near the office after you told me what to do. Now what are they suppose to do?
 

 


 

Jun 14, 2012 - 12:46 pm
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Poison mushrooms don't kill Zombies!

Jun 14, 2012 - 12:54 pm
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Naked Witches Cause Major Hoo-Ha



Police in Mashonaland West on Monday arrested two women and charged them with allegedly engaging in a practice commonly associated with witchcraft after they stormed a nearby compound while stark naked.

“They confessed to be witches and indicated they were coming from Alaska in a rusero and decided to get some human flesh at the informant’s house,” Mabgweazara said.


Jun 14, 2012 - 01:14 pm
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Poison mushrooms don't kill Zombies!


@Retired_Engineer:


Nope your right only clowns , dolls, and my boss!


Jun 14, 2012 - 03:33 pm
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