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Yo Momma Is Soooo Ugly....

Yo Momma Is Soooo Ugly....

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by: WskyTngoFxtrt Active Indicator LED Icon 10 OP 
~ 10 years ago   Dec 19, '13 9:28am  
Yo momma is so ugly it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym Yo momma is so ugly people go as her for Halloween Yo momma is so ugly she made an onion cry Yo momma is so ugly she scared the stitches off Frankenstein Yo momma is so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her Yo momma is so ugly when I took her to a haunted house she came out with a paycheck Yo momma is so ugly when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming Yo momma is so ugly when the terminator said "I'll be back" he lied   4951
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notfromhere Active Indicator LED Icon 12
~ 10 years ago   Dec 19, '13 9:29am  
How nice! 4951
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magnoliamam Active Indicator LED Icon 7
~ 10 years ago   Dec 19, '13 1:01pm  
how old are you, twelve ?? 4951
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WskyTngoFxtrt Active Indicator LED Icon 10 OP 
~ 10 years ago   Dec 19, '13 1:02pm  
how old are you, twelve ??
 
@magnoliamam: 12 1/2, are you new to this site?
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elguapo Active Indicator LED Icon 15
~ 10 years ago   Dec 19, '13 1:05pm  

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>> how old are you, twelve ??
 
@magnoliamam: 12 1/2, are you new to this site?
 
@WskyTngoFxtrt:
 
people with Ugly mamas don't appreciate this thread. 4951
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WskyTngoFxtrt Active Indicator LED Icon 10 OP 
~ 10 years ago   Dec 19, '13 1:07pm  

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>> how old are you, twelve ??
 
@magnoliamam: 12 1/2, are you new to this site?
 
@WskyTngoFxtrt:
 
people with Ugly mamas don't appreciate this thread.
 
@elguapo: Maybe I could buy them a sense of humor. This is no worse than 50% (or more) of the content on here.
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elguapo Active Indicator LED Icon 15
~ 10 years ago   Dec 19, '13 1:20pm  
Yo mama is so ugly, she has a Vet for a doctor. 4951
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elguapo Active Indicator LED Icon 15
~ 10 years ago   Dec 19, '13 1:22pm  
Yo mama is so ugly, your dady gave her a hickey and got a mouthful of fur. 4951
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buddyboy Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 10 years ago   Dec 19, '13 1:53pm  
Yo momma is so old her birth certificate is written in roman numerals... 4951
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squirtismyboy Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 10 years ago   Dec 19, '13 2:14pm  
Your momma is so old, her social security number is 1! 4951
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WJo Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 10 years ago   Dec 19, '13 3:07pm  
yo momma is so ugly we had to tie a pork chop around her neck so the dogs would play with  her! 4951
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tguid18 Active Indicator LED Icon
~ 10 years ago   Dec 19, '13 3:41pm  
Your mama is so ugly, but she may be a beautiful person inside.
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tguid18 Active Indicator LED Icon
~ 10 years ago   Dec 19, '13 3:45pm  
You need to get off mothers............because I just got off yours!
 
See, words can really hurt, I apologize if I hurt your feelings. 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Dec 19, '13 3:46pm  
Yo momma is sooo ugly...oh wait, it doesn't matter. @mm4731 would still ... 4951
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elguapo Active Indicator LED Icon 15
~ 10 years ago   Dec 19, '13 3:47pm  
I apologize to nothing I have ever done to your mama! .... She asked for it, She paid for it... and I delivered. 4951
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tguid18 Active Indicator LED Icon
~ 10 years ago   Dec 19, '13 3:48pm  
Ok, your mama is so fat that she fell and broke her leg and gravy poured out! 4951
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