Yo momma is so ugly it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym Yo momma is so ugly people go as her for Halloween Yo momma is so ugly she made an onion cry Yo momma is so ugly she scared the stitches off Frankenstein Yo momma is so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her Yo momma is so ugly when I took her to a haunted house she came out with a paycheck Yo momma is so ugly when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming Yo momma is so ugly when the terminator said "I'll be back" he lied  4951