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by: mpjp0907 Active Indicator LED Icon 12 OP 
~ 10 years ago   Dec 18, '13 10:01pm  
So yesterday I had to run to the command post on 45 and rankin rd to have my sons name tape put on his camo jacket. My husband called as I was leaving so I was sitting in my truck talking to him when out of the corner of my eye I see this older black man standing by this tree. As I look over at him,I see him fumbling with something and look down and he's standing by the tree with his ding dong out!!! I quickly look away and start laughing. Why does this stuff always happen to me lmfaoooooo 4951
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Retired_Engineer Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 10 years ago   Dec 18, '13 10:12pm  
@mpjp0907:   'Cause you're a perv magnet! 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Dec 18, '13 10:21pm  
So yesterday I had to run to the command post on 45 and rankin rd to have my sons name tape put on his camo jacket. My husband called as I was leaving so I was sitting in my truck talking to him when out of the corner of my eye I see this older black man standing by this tree. As I look over at him,I see him fumbling with something and look down and he's standing by the tree with his ding dong out!!! I quickly look away and start laughing. Why does this stuff always happen to me lmfaoooooo
 
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You should'a helped tha bruth'a out.... 4951
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Retired_Engineer Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 10 years ago   Dec 18, '13 10:25pm  
 
@mpjp0907:
 
You should'a helped tha bruth'a out....
 
@elguapo:  She could have whipped them puppies out and pressed them against the window!   Emoticon
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~ 10 years ago   Dec 18, '13 10:27pm  

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@mpjp0907:
 
You should'a helped tha bruth'a out....
 
@elguapo:  She could have whipped them puppies out and pressed them against the window!   Emoticon
 
@Retired_Engineer:
 
NOW YOU TALKI'N!
 
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mpjp0907 Active Indicator LED Icon 12 OP 
~ 10 years ago   Dec 18, '13 10:29pm  
@mpjp0907:   'Cause you're a perv magnet!
 
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Well this explains kdc......lmao! 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Dec 18, '13 11:16pm  
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angiekaye Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 10 years ago   Dec 18, '13 11:32pm  
well guess when ya gotta ... YOU GOTTA!  LOL I would of called the cops  ewwwwww. 4951
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Ann2800 Active Indicator LED Icon 12
~ 10 years ago   Dec 18, '13 11:57pm  
Why are all of these guys always just right there on the spot whipping it out and going right there!!!  If a woman would do that....she would be on the 6:00 News. 4951
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fcabanski Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 10 years ago   Dec 19, '13 1:05am  
There are wild animals everywhere. 4951
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mamajulie Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 10 years ago   Dec 19, '13 4:06am  
Calling the police is a really good idea.  this is against the law.
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~ 10 years ago   Dec 19, '13 4:29am  
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~ 10 years ago   Dec 19, '13 5:08am  
Well @mpjp0907:  I will go ahead and ask what I KNOW others are thinking....."Is it true what they say about black men and their..........????"     Emoticon 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Dec 19, '13 6:07am  
There are wild animals everywhere.
 
@fcabanski: I really hope you didn't mean this the way I think you meant it.
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mpjp0907 Active Indicator LED Icon 12 OP 
~ 10 years ago   Dec 19, '13 6:51am  
Well @mpjp0907:  I will go ahead and ask what I KNOW others are thinking....."Is it true what they say about black men and their..........????"     Emoticon
 
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BUAHAHAHAHAHA I REALLY DONT KNOW!!! Once I saw that his zipper was down and he was fumbling to get his junk out I looked away so quickly HAHAHHA!! 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Dec 19, '13 11:38am  

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>> Well @mpjp0907:  I will go ahead and ask what I KNOW others are thinking....."Is it true what they say about black men and their..........????"     Emoticon
 
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BUAHAHAHAHAHA I REALLY DONT KNOW!!! Once I saw that his zipper was down and he was fumbling to get his junk out I looked away so quickly HAHAHHA!!
 
@mpjp0907:  I suspect @BooBear would have grabbed her phone and taken pics.  Emoticon
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