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When I was a kid I was so poor....

When I was a kid I was so poor....

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by: WskyTngoFxtrt Active Indicator LED Icon 10 OP 
~ 10 years ago   Dec 17, '13 7:16am  
I had a pet tumbleweed. The dollar store went out of business in my hometown. We couldn't afford a Christmas tree so we had my sister stand in the corner and we hung bulbs from her arms. We had to put Happy Meals on Lay-A-Way.  What you got?................. 4951
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WskyTngoFxtrt Active Indicator LED Icon 10 OP 
~ 10 years ago   Dec 17, '13 7:24am  
We were so poor, we couldn't take our youngest sister to the doctor. She was crazy and thought she was a chicken. Besides, we really needed the eggs. We were so poor, I was kickin' a can down the street and when someone asked me what I was doing, I said, "Movin'." I was so poor a robber tried to rob me and he left 50 bucks. I was so poor when my sister stepped on a lit cigarette my mom yelled "WHO TURNED OFF THE HEAT?!"    4951
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~ 10 years ago   Dec 17, '13 7:25am  
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~ 10 years ago   Dec 17, '13 7:29am  
We were so poor we used powdered milk and eggs. 4951
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WskyTngoFxtrt Active Indicator LED Icon 10 OP 
~ 10 years ago   Dec 17, '13 7:31am  
on cold nights we would eat nothing but beans and use each others farts to warm us
 
@mm4731: And it doubled as scented candles.
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~ 10 years ago   Dec 17, '13 7:34am  
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~ 10 years ago   Dec 17, '13 7:37am  
We were so poor, we would use a fork to eat cereal just so we could save milk.
 
We were so poor, we couldn't afford to pay attention. 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Dec 17, '13 7:39am  
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~ 10 years ago   Dec 17, '13 7:39am  
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WskyTngoFxtrt Active Indicator LED Icon 10 OP 
~ 10 years ago   Dec 17, '13 7:41am  
I was so poor I had to reuse my sandwich bag as a condom.......then clean and use it for my sandwich the next day
 
@mm4731: I hope you at least flipped the dang thing inside-out before stuffin' the sammich in there!
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~ 10 years ago   Dec 17, '13 7:43am  
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~ 10 years ago   Dec 17, '13 7:43am  
We were so poor, our restroom was an outhouse...seriously.We were so poor, we had beans and cornbread for dinner 5 out of 7 nights.We were so poor, I had to shower at school in the mornings and use leftover soap as my shampoo.Oh wait...this is suppose to be a funny thread, isn't it?  My bad! 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Dec 17, '13 7:55am  
Poor, @jax. He is simple. 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Dec 17, '13 7:57am  
We were so poor we were classified as the 1% of the poorest 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Dec 17, '13 7:58am  
Poor, @jax. He is simple.
 
@topcat: Hey...I resemble that remark.  
My apologies. I just don't find it comical to make jokes pertaining to someone's lack of financial situation. It really isn't funny. I guess it would be to those that have plenty, but for those that don't, not so much!Yes, I'm a cranky old man. Deal with it!!!!!Emoticon 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Dec 17, '13 7:59am  
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