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by: elguapo Active Indicator LED Icon 15 OP 
~ 10 years ago   Nov 18, '13 2:53pm  
A lady walks into the dentist's office to have a tooth looked at..doctor: oh, lady, you're going to have to have that tooth removed.lady: Oh my, I would rather have a baby!doctor: lady, make up your mind, I'll need to readjust the chair! 4951
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elguapo Active Indicator LED Icon 15 OP 
~ 10 years ago   Nov 18, '13 3:06pm  
a couple sneaks into a colloquial cemetery to perform an act of love.the next day, the young lady complains of having back pain.she goes to the local doctor to see if he can provide her with some relief. doctor: "hello mam, would you kindly disrobe so I may take a closer look?" young lady: "sure doctor", and removes her clothing. doctor: doctor looks at her back and says, "nothing wrong with your back. How old are you?"young lady: "28 why?"doctor: "it says on your *** you died in 1784!" 4951
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TheTruthHurts Active Indicator LED Icon 12
~ 10 years ago   Nov 18, '13 3:17pm  
Lmao! 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 10 years ago   Nov 18, '13 3:24pm  
.You can keep your medical plan.Emoticon 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 25, '13 5:02pm  
Why does a Chicken Coupe have two doors?Because if it had 4 it would be a Chicken Sedan.Emoticon 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 25, '13 5:15pm  
Why does a Chicken Coupe have two doors?Because if it had 4 it would be a Chicken Sedan.Emoticon
 
@FoFa:  Booo hisss!    Emoticon
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 25, '13 5:18pm  
One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys
saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why
his friend was at the bush for so long. The other boy went over to the
bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in
the stream. All of a sudden, the second boy took off running. The first
boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his
friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy
said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady, I would
turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran." 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 25, '13 5:23pm  
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 25, '13 5:34pm  
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 25, '13 5:44pm  
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 26, '13 8:25am  
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pharlap Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 10 years ago   Nov 26, '13 9:13am  
Have you ever seen about the movie "Constipated".............  No?, Well, that is because it hasn't come out yet.  Emoticon 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 26, '13 3:02pm  
Me:  Hey how is John doing?
 
Friend:  Not doing good, they diagnosed him with canine pneumonia.
 
Me:  What is that?
 
Friend:  He is starting to act like a dog, even eating dog food.
 
THREE DAYS LATER
 
Me:  John any better?
 
Friend:  No, we buried him yesterday.
 
Me:  Oh no, didn't know the canine pneumonia was fatal.
 
Friend:  It's not, he stopped in the middle of the road to lick his butt and got ran over. 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 26, '13 6:45pm  
Life is like a box of chocolates. And according to the FDA, every 100 grams of it contains 60 insect parts and one rodent hair.     4951
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 26, '13 6:47pm  
Momma bee to her bad boy:Beehave beefore I beet that behind!   4951
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 26, '13 7:11pm  
What happened about the kidnapping at the school today???????        It's okay, he woke up.  Emoticon 4951
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