by:
elguapo 15OP
~ 10 years ago
Nov 18, '13 2:53pm
A lady walks into the dentist's office to have a tooth looked at..doctor: oh, lady, you're going to have to have that tooth removed.lady: Oh my, I would rather have a baby!doctor: lady, make up your mind, I'll need to readjust the chair! 4951
a couple sneaks into a colloquial cemetery to perform an act of love.the next day, the young lady complains of having back pain.she goes to the local doctor to see if he can provide her with some relief. doctor: "hello mam, would you kindly disrobe so I may take a closer look?" young lady: "sure doctor", and removes her clothing. doctor: doctor looks at her back and says, "nothing wrong with your back. How old are you?"young lady: "28 why?"doctor: "it says on your *** you died in 1784!" 4951
One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush for so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the stream. All of a sudden, the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady, I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran." 4951
Me:Â Hey how is John doing? Â Friend:Â Not doing good, they diagnosed him with canine pneumonia. Â Me:Â What is that? Â Friend:Â He is starting to act like a dog, even eating dog food. Â THREE DAYS LATER Â Me:Â John any better? Â Friend:Â No, we buried him yesterday. Â Me:Â Oh no, didn't know the canine pneumonia was fatal. Â Friend:Â It's not, he stopped in the middle of the road to lick his butt and got ran over. 4951