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by: cgm10sne1 Active Indicator LED Icon 10 OP 
~ 10 years ago   Nov 16, '13 5:51pm  
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink, I feel shame! Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this wine, they might be out of work, and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.’
 
Jack Handey            I Love this quote
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months warm, happy, and floating...you finish off as an orgasm. Jack Handey 4951
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topcat Active Indicator LED Icon 12
~ 10 years ago   Nov 16, '13 6:34pm  
You are my evil twin! I started a Deep Thoughts thread many moons ago. Jack Handy was a very wise man indeed! 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 16, '13 6:38pm  
I have every Jack Handy book that has published sitting in my coffee table drawer. 4951
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cgm10sne1 Active Indicator LED Icon 10 OP 
~ 10 years ago   Nov 16, '13 6:51pm  
Brilliant stuff. Love his humor. My brother is similar in his wit, he wrote this the other day. Obama has a new Dating Website that Guarantees that everybody that joins will get **€#£d and you will still be able to keep your Virginity.The Condoms and Birth Control are free for the first 6 members!     I think it is hilarious. 4951
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cgm10sne1 Active Indicator LED Icon 10 OP 
~ 10 years ago   Nov 16, '13 6:57pm  
@diverdude I see a trip to amazon online soon. What a great gift for myself and for those who can appreciate the humor. My shopping is done." Thank you! 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 16, '13 7:15pm  
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming.
"You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said
Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing
out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at
practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or
you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was
saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He
sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I
felt the handcuffs go on.
4951
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 16, '13 8:16pm  
@diverdude I see a trip to amazon online soon. What a great gift for myself and for those who can appreciate the humor. My shopping is done." Thank you!
 
@cgm10sne1:   Try www.abebooks.com
  I almost always find the best deals for books on there.  Maybe this link will work.http://www.abebooks.com/servlet/SearchResults?an=jack+handey&sts=t 4951
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topcat Active Indicator LED Icon 12
~ 10 years ago   Nov 17, '13 10:44am  
We need to seriously make a trip to Goody Goody in Humble, gram some chips and salsa from Pappasitios and head back to @DiverDude 's pad to read Jack Handy and play dirty word Scrabble on Friday this week.  Who's in? I love planning parties at other people's houses Emoticon  4951
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 17, '13 2:11pm  
We need to seriously make a trip to Goody Goody in Humble, gram some chips and salsa from Pappasitios and head back to @DiverDude 's pad to read Jack Handy and play dirty word Scrabble on Friday this week.  Who's in? I love planning parties at other people's houses Emoticon 
 
@topcat:   That does sound fun, but I might not be here this Friday. ...maybe next friday. I don't know yet.
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 24, '13 9:15am  
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 24, '13 9:20am  
I remember those but when did they come on?? SNL? 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 24, '13 9:23am  
Deep thoughts are what you do when you realize you're doing it wrong. 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 25, '13 8:32am  
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 25, '13 8:56am  
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 25, '13 8:58am  
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