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by: bubbleyes72 Active Indicator LED Icon 18 OP 
~ 10 years ago   Nov 13, '13 12:58pm  
Let's see how many jokes we can come up with.... Me first.
 
What's labor day? That's when mommies have their babies.
 
Why do cows wear bells around their necks? That's because their horns don't work.
 
What did the wind say to the window? I'm just passing through.
 
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 13, '13 1:01pm  

Let's see how many jokes we can come up with.... Me first.
 
What's labor day? That's when mommies have their babies.
 
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I actually had my son on Labor Day! 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 13, '13 1:02pm  
Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised?
 
 
 
 
 
 
Her husband was a blonde too! 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 13, '13 1:03pm  
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 13, '13 1:04pm  
What do you call a pig that does karate?
 
 
 
A porkchop! Emoticon 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 13, '13 1:05pm  
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 13, '13 1:17pm  
What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked into his office?.I can clearly see you're nuts! 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 13, '13 1:19pm  
What happens to Pastors who eat at taco bell?.They have to sit in their own pew. 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 13, '13 1:19pm  
Why did the cowboy adopt a weiner dog?.He wanted to get a long little doggy! 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 13, '13 1:20pm  
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?.PUMPKIN PI 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 13, '13 1:20pm  
What do you call a Bee who is having a bad hair day?.A FRISBEE! 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 13, '13 1:21pm  
What do you call a guy who never farts in public?.A PRIVATE TUTOR! 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 13, '13 1:22pm  
Which side of a cheetah has the most spots?.THE OUTSIDE! 4951
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bubbleyes72 Active Indicator LED Icon 18 OP 
~ 10 years ago   Nov 13, '13 1:25pm  

What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked into his office?
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I can clearly see you're nuts!
@FoFa: I had to read this one twice to get the joke.... But I got it now... 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 13, '13 2:47pm  
Do you know what Matt Schaubs favorite number is????????????????????????????????  Me neither but I am pretty sure he would Pick 6 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Nov 13, '13 2:57pm  
Little Johnny's teacher passed out red lifesavers to all the kids in class as part of her lesson on the 5 senses. She told all the children to use whatever sense of perception they could to figure out the flavor. Some kids smelled them, some pointed out the color, but everyone eventually tasted them. Finally a little girl raised her hand and said, "is it cherry?" "Yes it is" said the teacher. Next she passed out purple grape lifesavers to everyone. The children examined and tasted the candy until a little boy put his hand in the air and announced, "it's grape!" "Good job" said the teacher. For the last one, she passed out yellow honey-flavored lifesavers. All the kids examined, smelled, and tasted the candy, but no one had a guess. The teacher offered a hint. She said, "it's something your mommy and daddy may call you." Little Johnny immediately screamed, "spit it out everybody, it's an ***hole!" 4951
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