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by: fcabanski Active Indicator LED Icon 16 OP 
~ 10 years ago   Oct 3, '13 6:46pm  
I received junk mail from this company, telling me I could find married women who want to cheat.It made me think of an idea for a dating site:  Datethedead.com"I want to date a dead person, but they can't talk, so I won't know if their interests are the same as mine!"  Datethedead.com"I want to date a dead person, but I don't want to dig up graves to find the right match for me."  Datethedead.com"How do I know if the dead person I date has a criminal record?"  Datethedead.com - we do background checks. 4951
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WskyTngoFxtrt Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 10 years ago   Oct 3, '13 7:39pm  
WTF?? I uh I ummm, for the first time in a very long time, I've got nothing.............?!?! 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Oct 3, '13 7:58pm  
people are into Zombie stuff these days, you never know what crack addicts or meth heads might like your idea.  4951
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~ 10 years ago   Oct 3, '13 8:24pm  
@fcabanski:  Maybe you should think about a vacation or some time off.  Emoticon 4951
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fcabanski Active Indicator LED Icon 16 OP 
~ 10 years ago   Oct 4, '13 12:53am  
Why would I need a vacation?  Creativity is not due to fatigue. When Inktip sends a request for "high concept action screenplay in the vein of Matrix", thanks to my creative mind I have some to send.You want dragons killing zombies?  I have it.You want human minds uploaded to heroic robots?  I have it.You want a comedy giant monster (Godzilla) movie, with giant monster clones battling giant monsters?  I have it.  But tell the General not to brag, and tell the monster clone he has to learn how to fight from an ex-pro wrestler stranded on a tropical island. 4951
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WskyTngoFxtrt Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 10 years ago   Oct 4, '13 6:05am  
If they don't have random drug testing at your job, they need to start, ASAP. 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Oct 4, '13 9:01am  
Why would I need a vacation?  Creativity is not due to fatigue. When Inktip sends a request for "high concept action screenplay in the vein of Matrix", thanks to my creative mind I have some to send.You want dragons killing zombies?  I have it.You want human minds uploaded to heroic robots?  I have it.You want a comedy giant monster (Godzilla) movie, with giant monster clones battling giant monsters?  I have it.  But tell the General not to brag, and tell the monster clone he has to learn how to fight from an ex-pro wrestler stranded on a tropical island.
 
@fcabanski: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
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TheTruthHurts Active Indicator LED Icon 12
~ 10 years ago   Oct 4, '13 9:03am  
Try datethedumb.com, way more selection!! 4951
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buffaloglenn Active Indicator LED Icon 11
~ 10 years ago   Oct 4, '13 9:13am  
You don't have to be lonely, at Farmers only.com! 4951
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elguapo Active Indicator LED Icon 15
~ 10 years ago   Oct 4, '13 9:18am  
He needs to go to Frigidwomen.org  4951
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~ 10 years ago   Oct 4, '13 10:06am  
You dont need a website to find women who want to cheat, just go to golds gym or any of the bars on 494! 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Oct 4, '13 10:30am  
You dont need a website to find women who want to cheat, just go to golds gym or any of the bars on 494!
 
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Golds Gym?? Why? 4951
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~ 10 years ago   Oct 4, '13 10:35am  

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>> You dont need a website to find women who want to cheat, just go to golds gym or any of the bars on 494!
@PedroDePacas: Golds Gym?? Why?
@TheTruthHurts: dont ask me, i'm not the one trying to cheat 4951
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fcabanski Active Indicator LED Icon 16 OP 
~ 10 years ago   Oct 4, '13 2:04pm  
I'm self employed.  4951
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choclab Active Indicator LED Icon 3
~ 10 years ago   Oct 4, '13 2:15pm  
If that's what you want to call it. 4951
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fcabanski Active Indicator LED Icon 16 OP 
~ 10 years ago   Oct 4, '13 3:09pm  
What do you mean?  I tutor students in math, work for MLB in the summer, narrate audio books, and on occasion provide a voice for a cartoon or commercial or PSA.  I also write, and occasionally work as a script doctor to "clean up" or edit a script. 4951
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