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how do you explain this to her???

how do you explain this to her???

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by: KTownTexican Active Indicator LED Icon 11 OP 
~ 10 years ago   Jul 16, '13 6:24am  
so,,, I was sound asleep,, and was awoken, by some horrid smell,, not knowing where it came from, i checked to make sure the dogs did not bring in another dead rat,,, nope they were sleeping,,, so I get up to turn on the fan,, then I hear it... it was a low rumbling sound, came from deep below the sheets,,, the sudden noise and rumble shook the entire blanket and bed!,,, what could it be????   Yup you guessed it,,, she farted in her sleep,,, I about passed out!  She has been eating healthy food lately,,, high protien,,,,, OMG!
 
do I tell her??? 
 
I thought this might make you all laugh
 
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BooBear Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 10 years ago   Jul 16, '13 6:26am  
NEVER tell a woman she may have done something unladylike when she is sleeping. That includes snoring. 4951
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lola Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 10 years ago   Jul 16, '13 6:27am  
No! And no need to post it here, lol 4951
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mm4731 Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 10 years ago   Jul 16, '13 6:54am  
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Annie Active Indicator LED Icon 18
~ 10 years ago   Jul 16, '13 7:21am  
I am sure it was the dog. 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 10 years ago   Jul 16, '13 8:35am  
Carbs do it to me, not protein. 4951
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Retired_Engineer Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 10 years ago   Jul 16, '13 12:59pm  
I am sure it was the dog.
 
@Annie:  One of our dogs sleeps on the foot of the bed. The other sleeps on the floor on my wife's side.  Of course, any snoring or gas is blamed on the dogs.  Except I can't blame the dogs when I lift a leg to let ot rip!  Emoticon
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fcabanski Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 10 years ago   Jul 16, '13 1:41pm  
This is why someone invented the couch. 4951
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BooBear Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 10 years ago   Jul 16, '13 1:57pm  
If it just happens, that's one thing but when I feel Michael push it out....gross. I try to explain yo him he will not explode if he holds it in. 4951
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WJo Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 10 years ago   Jul 16, '13 2:00pm  
nature takes it's course weather you are awake or sleeping ...it's just the way our bodies work ...ignore it ! 4951
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