I'd be able to smoke a brisket on my rear if dh found out I ever spent that kind of money on my dog's behavior.
@Fallon:
Ok, so now I have that visual in my head and I don't even know what you look like (I'm thinking Farrah Fawcet only because Fallon and Farrah both start with the letter F so I'm picturing Farrah Fawcet in that red swimsuit leaning over with a brisket on her. It's on the beach of course, bonfire and tiki bar in the distance). 4951