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>> Now that my kids are older I should be able to go to the bathroom alone. Â But nope, my dog and bunny come to the bathroom door every time I go in. Â
@Fallon: When I go to the bathroom, I usually have my wife and both dogs with me. And my wife wants to have a conversation! I've tried grunting real loud and I've even deployed noxious fumes, but she ignores it and the dogs seem to love it.
@Retired_Engineer: Was your wife a nurse? Â I stay far far away when my husband is pooping. Â Now farting is another story, i have the bad luck of walking right into them. Â Like a freaking magnet or something, Â
@N+T: Â Yes, she was a nurse (LVN). Â And yes, nurses are kinky! Â
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