@jax if you're going to make up such outlandish stories then at least make it believable!
Let me tell you what really had happened.
see
@EvanCarroll has really been bugging me to leave my DH and buy a house with him. That would be very irresponsible of me knowing he does not have a steady job, and my mistress is a gold diggin hottie, but I still love
@topcat. Things got a little weird when
@mgw300e was massaging
@tobiewonkinobiee while EC was showing me the new house. Well when we got there
@mm4731 and
@jax were in some weird KamaSutra position and got "hung up" I freaked out and called
@BooBear since she is the professional at this sort of thing. She showed upwith a plunger, salad tossing tongs, and dish soap. I only assisted in the flange - octomy. As far as sucking heads you two need to take that up with each! Seriously, why were you naked in the shower with
@FoFa socks on anyways? 4951