More Funnies, part 2
More Funnies, part 2
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.WHAT!?!Vodka isn't good for you? 4951
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TEACHER: Why didn't you study?STUDENT: A year has 365 days for you to study.After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313days left. There are 50 days in the summer thatis way too hot to work so there are only 263 daysleft. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, thatcounts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day,15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days.We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days areused in this way in the year, and we are left with96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour aday speaking to friends and family, that takesaway 15 days more and we are left with 81 days.Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in youryear; hence you are only left with 46 days. Takingoff approximately 40 days of holidays, you areonly left with 6 days. Say you are sick for aminimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in theyear to study! Let's say you only go out for 2days...You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day isyour birthday. That's why I did not study. 4951
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