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by: ShineyApples Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 11 years ago   Mar 8, '13 9:20am  
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~ 11 years ago   Mar 8, '13 9:31am  
I like to eat, eat, eat, apples & bananas.  4951
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~ 11 years ago   Mar 8, '13 9:32am  
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~ 11 years ago   Mar 8, '13 9:33am  
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~ 11 years ago   Mar 8, '13 9:33am  
Am I the only one actually typing words but whiting them out, that way I still get credit towards the box game yet make it appear that I too am leaving a blank reply? 4951
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~ 11 years ago   Mar 8, '13 9:36am  
No Text for youse 4951
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~ 11 years ago   Mar 8, '13 9:38am  
@retired_engineer was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day retired_engineer reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. "Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open." 4951
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Heathur Active Indicator LED Icon 12
~ 11 years ago   Mar 8, '13 9:38am  
Yay! @Fofa did it too!  4951
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~ 11 years ago   Mar 8, '13 9:39am  
What do you call a sheep with no legs?A cloud. 4951
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Heathur Active Indicator LED Icon 12
~ 11 years ago   Mar 8, '13 9:39am  
@FoFa: lmao! TOO FUNNY! Love it!!
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~ 11 years ago   Mar 8, '13 9:39am  
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~ 11 years ago   Mar 8, '13 9:41am  
How do you know if your a red neck?You go to the family Reunion to find a date! 4951
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~ 11 years ago   Mar 8, '13 9:42am  
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint.The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!" 4951
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~ 11 years ago   Mar 8, '13 9:43am  
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint.The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"
 
@Heathur: Excellent!
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~ 11 years ago   Mar 8, '13 9:46am  
A little girl wants to walk her dog, but her father says that she can't because the dog is in heat. After a moment's thought, he finally says, "Well, I guess, if we pour gas on the dog's rear end it will kill the scent." So he does. Half an hour later, the girl returns. The father says, "Where's the dog?" The girl replies,"She ran out of gas half a block down the street, and the neighbor's dog is pushing her home." 4951
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~ 11 years ago   Mar 8, '13 9:47am  
A guy meets a gal in a bar and asks, "May I buy you a drink?" "Okay. But it won't do you any good." A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?" "Okay. But it won't do you any good." He invites her up to his apartment and she replies, "Okay. But it won't do you any good." They get to his apartment and he says, "You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife." She says, "Oh, that's different. Send her in." 4951
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