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by: Ray Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 11 years ago   Jan 9, '13 8:20pm  
Can you cry under water?
 
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
 
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
 
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
 
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
 
What disease did cured ham actually have?
 
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
 
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered ra*e or shoplifting?
 
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
 
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
 
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
 
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
 
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you n*ked anyway..
 
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
 
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
 
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
 
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
 
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
 
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
 
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
 
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
 
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
 
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
 
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
 
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?
Why, Why, Why
 
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
 
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
 
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
 
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
 
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
 
If people evolved from apes,
 
Why are there still apes?
 
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
 
Is there ever a day that mattresses Are not on sale?
 
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
 
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
 
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
 
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
 
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are
suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.....
4951
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Horsemagic Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 11 years ago   Jan 9, '13 9:25pm  
Great, now I'll be trying to think of fake answers.
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I have a question:
"Working like a dog" is so general..b/c most dogs have a schedule like this: wake up, eat, nap, play, nap, play some more, eat...yep, that's a lot of work!
 
So it call it "working like a huskypolice dog military dog," etc.
 
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Wooderson Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 11 years ago   Jan 9, '13 9:26pm  
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
I like that one 4951
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Horsemagic Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 11 years ago   Jan 9, '13 10:11pm  
If humans are murdered in cold blood, then are reptiles murdered in warm blood? 4951
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ruk72 Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 11 years ago   Jan 10, '13 4:54am  
It's like why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?? 4951
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butterflykisses Active Indicator LED Icon 3
~ 11 years ago   Jan 10, '13 10:40am  
I'm always trying to think of the answer for these questions.. LOL!!! 4951
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mpjp0907 Active Indicator LED Icon 12
~ 11 years ago   Jan 10, '13 10:53am  
Wouldn't Texas toast just be called toast down here? 4951
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BooBear Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 11 years ago   Jan 10, '13 11:32am  
Wouldn't Texas toast just be called toast down here?
 
@mpjp0907:
 
we have had to adjust to all the yankees that have moved here and made it simple so they can understandEmoticon 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 11 years ago   Jan 10, '13 11:35am  
Why is a pot hole called that, they don't look like pots? 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 11 years ago   Mar 4, '13 9:53am  
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SandyKnee Active Indicator LED Icon 12
~ 11 years ago   Mar 4, '13 10:47am  
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 11 years ago   Mar 4, '13 11:07am  
So you went all the way back to January....  to find this thread.
 
@SandyKnee: i used search actually.
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Carlito Active Indicator LED Icon
~ 11 years ago   Mar 4, '13 11:25am  
Did the Kung ** guy ever find his Journey?  Does anyone remember that show? 4951
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Humble Home Active Indicator LED Icon 1
~ 11 years ago   Mar 4, '13 11:31am  
"What disease did cured ham actually have?"avian flu 4951
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~ 11 years ago   Mar 4, '13 11:35am  
"What disease did cured ham actually have?"avian flu
 
@Humble Home: But you have answered your own question.  The thread is about questions with no answers.....LOL
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~ 11 years ago   Mar 4, '13 11:52am  
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