Why do people do that in public?? Sheesh, what an idiot.
When I was in the first grade walking to school, some guy called me over to his car where he was parked and asked me for directions and sure enough, he was entertaining himself, and including me. I thought that was sweet of him. Nice. Freaks are everywhere.
at his age I don't blame him. he was probably just walking down street, saw some hot chick, popp ed a boner, and it being such a long time since he had one, he took advantage of it right there and then.
A little Googling and you can figure it out. I'll just say it was a "solo" lewd act, and leave it at that. ; )
@jk: Ahhh. He got friendly with Pamela Handerson? Gotcha. lol!
@Heathur: a more friendly term that I have heard on "the Blitz" ( 97.5 fm) is "punching the clown"
@mardigrasman: Polishing the cane.Choking the chicken.Pulling the pud.
Cleaning the pipes.
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