Reminds me of this ad...... HELP URGENTLY REQUIRED [copyright 1996 Robyn
Christensen, former president/founder New Jersey German Shepherd Rescue, Inc.;
used with permission]
[tongue-in-cheek, folks]
Please help! After two long years of being on a waiting list
for an exotic rare breed dog, we were finally notified by the breeder that at
long last, our number has come up, and...
WE'RE HAVING A PUPPY!
We must IMMEDIATELY get rid of our children now, because we
just KNOW how time consuming our new little puppy is going to be! Since our
puppy will be arriving on Monday, we MUST place the children in new homes this
weekend!!!
They are described as:
One male, white, blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent
disposition. He doesn't bite. Name is Tommy. Temperament tested. Current on all
shots. Tonsils removed already and very healthy condition!
Tommy eats everything, is very HELP URGENTLY REQUIRED!
clean, house trained and gets along well with others. Does
not run with scissors and with a little time and training, he will do well in a
new home.
One female, strawberry blonde hair, green eyes. Three years
old. Can be surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Her name is Mary.
Temperament tested, but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is
current on all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy and happy (mostly.) Gets
along well with little boys, but does not like to share toys.
She is house trained, and would do best in a one child
household.
We really LOVE our children, and want to do what is best for
them. I hope you understand, that ours is a UNIQUE situation, and we have a
real emergency here! They MUST be placed by Sunday night at the latest. 4951