@boobear recently saw a distraught man beside his car. Wlkaing up he saw it was Elguapo
"Do you need some help?" boobear asked.
@elguapo replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery in this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery for this?"
"Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" boobear asked.
"No, just this remote 'thingy,'" elguapo answered, handing it and the car keys to boobear.
As boobear took the key and manually unlocked the door, she replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries...it's a long walk."