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OK... make a funny on their behalf....  

@Fofa

With most people, the left side of your brain does some things, and the right side does others. In fofa's case, however, neither side seems to do a whole lot.

Jun 13, 2012 - 02:05 pm
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It's back!

Jun 17, 2015 - 11:53 am
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@Elguapo: “Hey, you!”

Zoo Worker: “How can I help you, ma’am?”

Elguapo: “These bears are extremely boring. I paid money to see the animals move around.”

Zoo Worker: “It’s very hot today, ma’am. Bears don’t like to move around much on hot days, and they sleep at least 16 hours out of the day anyway.”

Elguapo: “I don’t care if it’s hot outside. Why won’t they do anything?”

Zoo Worker: “Ma’am, the bears are not required to move around for your entertainment.”

Elguapo: “Well, they should be!”

Zoo Worker: “They’re wild animals, ma’am. If they don’t want to move around, they don’t have to.”

Elguapo: “I want to see your superior! Maybe he will understand!”

Zoo Manager: “What seems to be the problem here?”

Elguapo: “These bears are boring!”

Zoo Manager: *tells her what I said about hot days*

Elguapo: “Go poke them or something. Make them move!”

Zoo Worker: “You’re asking me to go into an enclosed area with a group of thousand-pound carnivores, and poke them with a stick so that they can amuse you?

Elguapo: “Yes! Just make them do something!”

Jun 17, 2015 - 12:24 pm
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@elguapo: "Do you know anything about this fax-machine?" 

coworker: "A little. What's wrong?" 

elguapo: "Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a cover-sheet and a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened." 

coworker: "How did you load the sheet?" 

elguapo: "It's a pretty sensitive memo, and I didn't want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it."

Jun 17, 2015 - 12:27 pm
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@boobear recently saw a distraught man beside his car. Wlkaing up he saw it was Elguapo

"Do you need some help?" boobear asked.

@elguapo replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery in this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery for this?"

"Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" boobear asked.

"No, just this remote 'thingy,'" elguapo answered, handing it and the car keys to boobear.

As boobear took the key and manually unlocked the door, she replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries...it's a long walk."

Jun 17, 2015 - 12:31 pm
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@elguapo better half said there is aproblem with the car. We need to take it in.
elguapo says, I can fix it, I can fix anything on a car, I am a MAN.


Jun 17, 2015 - 01:22 pm
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@elguapo at a pet store with his kids.
Went up to the birds, and was standing looking at a parrot.
The parrot looked at him.
They stood there watching each other for a few minutes.
Then the parrot says, "Can you talk?"



Jun 17, 2015 - 02:48 pm
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So @elguapo wife was trying to access their online bank account but was having trouble with the log-in.
She yells to the other room to as elguapo what the password was, since he, being the in-home computer guy, setup the account.
He yells back Start with a capital S, then followed by 123
She tries , and tries S123 many times.
Finally she just calls him in there and says it isn't working, type it in please.
He responds, I just don't see what is so hard about Start123......



Jun 17, 2015 - 02:53 pm
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@boobear, @wjo, @WskyTngoFxtrt, and a Frenchman are all in a train car. 

The train goes into a dark tunnel and all 4 hear a slap. 

When they emerge, no one says a word but the Frenchman has a red hand print across his face.

wjo thinks that the Frenchman groped boobear, so she slapped him.

boobear thinks that the Frenchman tried groping her, but groped wjo instead, so wjo slapped him.

The Frenchman thinks WskyTngoFxtrt groped boobear and she mistakenly slapped him instead.

WskyTngoFxtrt is hoping there will be more tunnels so he can slap the Frenchman again

Jun 18, 2015 - 03:40 pm
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@FoFA....so you like dark places ?

Jun 19, 2015 - 11:03 am
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so you like dark places


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Not following that

Jun 19, 2015 - 11:15 am
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@FoFa...you told the story about the dark tunnel...right ? So I was just asking if you like dark places (LOL) . I do my best work in the dark (LMAO).

Jun 19, 2015 - 11:19 am
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I do my best work in the dark


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Jun 19, 2015 - 11:20 am
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@FOFA....I give what is TMI ? Remember I'm in my 70's so I'm not up on all  the new abbreviations.

Jun 19, 2015 - 11:28 am
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.I give what is TMI


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Too Much Information





Jun 19, 2015 - 11:44 am
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