@Retired_Engineer was taking a walk in the park when he spies @lola an attractive, older woman sitting on a bench. "Can you guess my age?" he asks her. "Yes," she replies. “But first you will have to take off all your clothes." Proud of his physique, the old fart agrees and strips down. "OK, that's done," he says. “Now, can you guess my age?" "Yes," lola responds, "but now I want you to dance around a little for me." Sure of his strength, the old fart consents. "OK, that's enough," he says. "Now can you guess my age?" "Well," says lola, "I would say you are three months shy of your 85th birthday." "Wow, you're right!" says the astonished old fart. "How did you know that?" "You told me yesterday."