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Isnt it hot enough without all the roasting?

Jun 14, 2012 - 04:47 pm
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They didn’t realize just how long  @Retired_Engineer  had been with the company until he was cleaning out his desk and found a stage coach ticket.


@FoFa:   For that crack, I'm not pointing fingers, but you spent too much time in Tanzania........
@mm4731:  Were you there with FoFa?




Jun 14, 2012 - 04:51 pm
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@Ray just went to see his doctor....................


Jun 14, 2012 - 05:07 pm
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@heathur

Jun 14, 2012 - 05:56 pm
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@heathur


@mm4731:


LMFAO!!!

Jun 14, 2012 - 05:58 pm
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@Retired_Engineer was taking a walk in the park when he spies @lola an attractive, older woman sitting on a bench.
"Can you guess my age?" he asks her.
"Yes," she replies. “But first you will have to take off all your clothes."
Proud of his physique, the old fart agrees and strips down.
"OK, that's done," he says. “Now, can you guess my age?"
"Yes," lola responds, "but now I want you to dance around a little for me."
Sure of his strength, the old fart consents.
"OK, that's enough," he says. "Now can you guess my age?"
"Well," says lola, "I would say you are three months shy of your 85th birthday."
"Wow, you're right!" says the astonished old fart. "How did you know that?"
"You told me yesterday."

Jun 14, 2012 - 06:03 pm
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"I would say you are three months shy of your 85th birthday."


@mm4731: I would say, if you make it to 85, and you dance around and stuff doesn't come off, you're good to go.



Jun 14, 2012 - 06:09 pm
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@mm4731:   I've ordered this book for you.


Jun 14, 2012 - 06:21 pm
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@DCowboys: use to be an accomplished synchronized swimmer untill :The Mishap of 08"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


 
 
the rest of the team could only watch in horror
 
 
 
 

 

Jun 14, 2012 - 06:25 pm
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@N+T: was not amused with the cake at her baby shower...
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

Jun 14, 2012 - 06:30 pm
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That "look of surprise" is great!

Jun 14, 2012 - 06:31 pm
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accidents that only a @Retired_Engineer: could have
 



Jun 14, 2012 - 06:35 pm
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accidents that only a @Retired_Engineer: could have
 




@mm4731:   Nope.  That's what I get when I lend my truck to TheTruthHurts!  



Jun 14, 2012 - 06:37 pm
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These pictures you guys find are great!

Jun 14, 2012 - 06:46 pm
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jj likes coldplay

Jun 14, 2012 - 06:50 pm
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