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My DH ate prunes and took stool softners before bed. Now at 4 am he is farting in his sleep and it smells like he sh$t the bed. He didn't I am sure, but I had to leave the bed room.
Sometimes having a good sense of smell really sucks.
Men can be so gross.


Apr 15, 2012 - 04:07 am
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ok but will it stop you from talking to him?


Apr 15, 2012 - 07:42 am
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No

Apr 15, 2012 - 08:52 am
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UGH.


Apr 15, 2012 - 10:55 am
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My DH ate prunes and took stool softners before bed. Now at 4 am he is farting in his sleep and it smells like he sh$t the bed. He didn't I am sure, but I had to leave the bed room. Sometimes having a good sense of smell really sucks. Men can be so gross.


@N+T: he probably did it on purpose so you wouldnt give him ringworm




Apr 15, 2012 - 11:25 am
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It's part of men's roles to be the gross one. 

N+T:  How are you sure he didn't sh$t in the bed?  Did you finger-check him?  I see mothers do that to babies all the time!

I had an Aunt that would not pass gas in front of her husband of 50+ years.  She would go into another room to let it out. 


Apr 15, 2012 - 12:16 pm
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this made my day!

Apr 15, 2012 - 12:27 pm
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Haha!!! Im going to think of this story everytime I see you guys in person. If I start laughing you'll know why.

Apr 15, 2012 - 04:26 pm
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at least he didn't pull the covers over your head (LOL)


Apr 15, 2012 - 06:03 pm
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He was asleep, cut him some slack.

Womin, so damn picky  


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this made my day!


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hahaha...mine too!



Apr 16, 2012 - 08:19 am
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at least he didn't pull the covers over your head (LOL)


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Very true. Thank God he didn't. Luckily he knows better.


Apr 16, 2012 - 11:33 am
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He was asleep, cut him some slack.

Womin, so damn picky  


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Yes i am picky. And pregnant with a super power sense of smell and a strong gag reflex.


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at least he didn't pull the covers over your head (LOL)


@WJo:

hahahahaha....the ol dutch oven!!




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Yes i am picky. And pregnant with a super power sense of smell and a strong gag reflex.


@N+T:

So it truly was more of a your problem, but he gets blamed for it, thang 

pretty much everything normal in that respect




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