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Geography of a woman

Geography of a woman

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by: lola Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 12 years ago   Mar 27, '12 3:31pm  
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well; developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, Ruled by Nuts 4951
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DCowboys Active Indicator LED Icon 2
~ 12 years ago   Mar 27, '12 3:36pm  
@lola - Emoticon
Emoticon  it! 4951
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DCowboys Active Indicator LED Icon 2
~ 12 years ago   Mar 27, '12 3:38pm  
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
@lola: I agree Emoticon 4951
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Heathur Active Indicator LED Icon 12
~ 12 years ago   Mar 27, '12 3:38pm  
I just burst out in laughter in the car so thanks for the good laugh, lol. DH looked at me like I was crazy so I read it to him. He laughed out loud as well then said "That's retarded but really clever." lol 4951
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mm4731 Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 12 years ago   Mar 27, '12 3:41pm  
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pandi Active Indicator LED Icon
~ 12 years ago   Mar 27, '12 3:44pm  
Emoticon Emoticon      nothing but the truth! 4951
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elguapo Active Indicator LED Icon 15
~ 12 years ago   Mar 27, '12 4:04pm  
from your avatar .... I see your somewhere in Great 
Britain... 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 12 years ago   Mar 27, '12 4:30pm  
ruled by nuts
 
I don't get it. 4951
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BooBear Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 12 years ago   Mar 27, '12 4:37pm  
@fofa
 
Nuts is a common slang term for both testicles as well as "crazy" people. Men are generally believed to be led in thought by their testicles and penis. Iran is generally thought to be run by "crazy" people, hence the analogy is saying men are not only crazy but sex starved as well. Makes perfect sense. 4951
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BooBear Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 12 years ago   Mar 27, '12 4:38pm  
Not sex starved but rather sex crazed. 4951
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pharlap Active Indicator LED Icon 13
~ 12 years ago   Mar 27, '12 5:24pm  
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lola Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 12 years ago   Mar 27, '12 5:31pm  
@elguapo
I have tiptoed into Israel, shhhhh! 4951
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