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by: beastmode Active Indicator LED Icon 12 OP 
~ 7 years ago   Nov 30, '16 10:57pm  
ordered a Big Mac....At Burger King and GOT IT! 4951
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~ 7 years ago   Dec 1, '16 9:07am  
Some kids **** their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can **** his name into concrete.
 
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~ 7 years ago   Dec 1, '16 9:14am  
Chuck Norris once wrestled a Giraffe to the ground with his bare hands....And the Giraffe thanked him for finally scratchin' that annoying itch on his back.......Or so I've been told.....Walker, Texas Ranger, style, no doubt.... 
 
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~ 7 years ago   Dec 1, '16 9:33am  
If Chuck Norris could fight Chuck Norris, they would both win. 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 7 years ago   Dec 1, '16 10:03am  
Chuck Norris CAN understand women.
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~ 7 years ago   Dec 1, '16 10:04am  
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
 
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jpm Active Indicator LED Icon 3
~ 7 years ago   Dec 1, '16 12:15pm  
 Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone. 4951
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~ 7 years ago   Dec 1, '16 12:33pm  
Once Chuck Norris peed in a diesel truck's fuel tank. That truck is now called Optimus Prime. 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 7 years ago   Dec 1, '16 12:40pm  
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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fcabanski Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 7 years ago   Dec 1, '16 1:14pm  
Chuck Norris actually died in 2008.  But the Grim Reaper is afraid to tell him. 4951
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~ 7 years ago   Dec 1, '16 2:53pm  
Chuck Norris' action figure has slept with more women then most men.
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~ 7 years ago   Dec 1, '16 2:56pm  
Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay
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~ 7 years ago   Dec 1, '16 3:02pm  
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jpm Active Indicator LED Icon 3
~ 7 years ago   Dec 1, '16 4:37pm  
when chuck Norris does push ups his doesn't push himself up he pushes the earth down. 4951
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