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by: pickles Active Indicator LED Icon 3 OP 
~ 7 years ago   Oct 4, '16 10:08am  
This is so me. Fart costume. Best ever
 
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donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator
~ 7 years ago   Oct 4, '16 10:25am  
Girls don't fart. 4951
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pickles Active Indicator LED Icon 3 OP 
~ 7 years ago   Oct 4, '16 11:18am  
Girls don't fart.
 
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They whisper rainbows in their panties 4951
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foxymama Active Indicator LED Icon 14
~ 7 years ago   Oct 4, '16 11:26am  
I am sorry there is a medical problem if you don't fart, male or female 4951
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donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator
~ 7 years ago   Oct 4, '16 11:42am  
No medical problem at all. Just a good dose of manners and an overwhelming absence of a fart, poop and all things anal fetish. Just because gross bodily functions exist, does not make it good conversation. 4951
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AuthorMan Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 7 years ago   Oct 4, '16 12:34pm  
Aren't most kids farts for Halloween? 4951
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foxymama Active Indicator LED Icon 14
~ 7 years ago   Oct 4, '16 3:40pm  
Holding it in, however, while polite and good politics, is bad for your health. That’s because the pressure of a flatus must go somewhere. If not expelled, the gas can blow up the intestinal wall, creating pockets called diverticula. When these pockets get infected, a painful and life-threatening condition called diverticulitis can result.Because of fart phobia, diverticular disease is a major problem in our society. It is estimated that 30 million Americans suffer each year from this condition, including 40 percent of those aged 65 and 60 percent of those aged 80.http://www.naturalhealth365.com/flatulence.html/ 4951
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donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator
~ 7 years ago   Oct 4, '16 3:45pm  
Simply excuse yourself to the men's/ladies' room and take care of matters in private, when necessary. Problem solved with no medical issues and no horrendous manners. This is not rocket science. 4951
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PedroDePacas Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 7 years ago   Oct 4, '16 3:48pm  
I do crop dust the office at least twice a day.
 
But of course mine smell like roses 4951
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foxymama Active Indicator LED Icon 14
~ 7 years ago   Oct 4, '16 7:05pm  
better out than in is what I tell my daughter 4951
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donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator
~ 7 years ago   Oct 4, '16 7:07pm  
Charming 4951
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Zoey Active Indicator LED Icon 2
~ 7 years ago   Oct 4, '16 7:22pm  
I was so impressed when my first serious BF showed me how he could actually light up farts with a matchstick.
That actually turned out to be his ONLY talent, and yet he didn't have any difficulty impressing a bunch of companions to follow. Some girls just aren't very discriminating. He did eventually marry & had a son & they named him Little Toot! 4951
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~ 7 years ago   Oct 4, '16 10:30pm  
This is so me. Fart costume. Best ever
 
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@pickles:   Interestingly, my farts are a different color.
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~ 7 years ago   Oct 5, '16 11:19am  
As my sisters says, "Ladies equalize pressure, in private."  Seriously, manners need to make a huge come back. Please excuse your self from the room, and take care of these matters in the appropriate place. Also please excuse yourself from the table if you need to clear your nasal passages as well. Thank you! 4951
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