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by: Retired_Engineer Active Indicator LED Icon 13 OP 
~ 7 years ago   Sep 20, '16 5:19pm  
I went to the doctor today for a routine status check.  I always have blood work done the week before I see him so we can talk about the results.Heart - goodBlood pressure - goodDiabetes - real goodCholesterols (all) - goodKidney function - goodall other tests - goodThen he asked when was the last time I had my prostate checked.  I didn't remember but I know he did it.  He checked my file and said it was over a year ago, so he had me drop my pants and bend over.  I won't go into the details but....Prostate - goodIt's really not as bad as most men would have you believe, and it may detect problems with the prostate in its early stages.  You don't have to enjoy it, just get it done when the doctor wants to check it! 4951
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donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator
~ 7 years ago   Sep 20, '16 5:28pm  
so he had me drop my pants and bend over. 
 
@Retired_Engineer: Sounds like a typical KW night out. Emoticon Emoticon
 
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ET Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 7 years ago   Sep 20, '16 5:30pm  
Third time he's been to the doc this week. 4951
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~ 7 years ago   Sep 20, '16 5:33pm  
I went to the doctor today for a routine status check.  I always have blood work done the week before I see him so we can talk about the results.Heart - goodBlood pressure - goodDiabetes - real goodCholesterols (all) - goodKidney function - goodall other tests - goodThen he asked when was the last time I had my prostate checked.  I didn't remember but I know he did it.  He checked my file and said it was over a year ago, so he had me drop my pants and bend over.  I won't go into the details but....Prostate - goodIt's really not as bad as most men would have you believe, and it may detect problems with the prostate in its early stages.  You don't have to enjoy it, just get it done when the doctor wants to check it!
 
@Retired_Engineer:
 
Did he have both hands on your shoulders at the time? 4951
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ProblemAgain Active Indicator LED Icon 10
~ 7 years ago   Sep 20, '16 6:01pm  
hey! don't make fun of RE."A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!" 4951
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Spork Active Indicator LED Icon 9
~ 7 years ago   Sep 20, '16 6:40pm  
It's really not as bad as most men would have you believe
 
@Retired_Engineer:
 
I had it done a couple of years ago. I thought it was not as bad as portrayed too...until that rat bastard doctor decided he had another foot of colon to penetrate. I checked out his fingers before he entered and all seemed well: neatly trimmed nails, fresh gloves, narrow fingers and so on. But after I unclenched and relaxed, sensing he had reached maximum depth, that *** fricker made a final surge. It was like his fingers must have swole up to the girth of sausages. It literally took my breath away. I couldn't even speak. The only way to express my discomfort was to pound my fist against the outer wall, possibly hoping someone would call 911. I guess my b-hole is just tighter than the average gentleman.
 
So no, it's not all it's cracked up to be.
 
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ForeCPA90 Active Indicator LED Icon 9
~ 7 years ago   Sep 20, '16 6:43pm  
I didn't think it was that bad either.
 
Until I realized he had one hand on each shoulder. 4951
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jax Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 7 years ago   Sep 20, '16 6:43pm  
I'm getting close to the age where I will have to get one. Not looking forward to that at all. But, I'd rather do that than find out later that I have prostate cancer and it's too late to fix.
 
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Zoey Active Indicator LED Icon 2
~ 7 years ago   Sep 20, '16 6:55pm  
Seriously, the best looking med students with the slimest fingers should be recruited to do the exam. Might make the whole ordeal more tooledae!
Look at that last word!!! Damn auto correct! It was supposed to be TOLERABLE!!! On second thought, though, TOOLEDAE might be.more fun!! 😜 4951
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Zoey Active Indicator LED Icon 2
~ 7 years ago   Sep 20, '16 6:56pm  
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~ 7 years ago   Sep 20, '16 7:00pm  
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Spork Active Indicator LED Icon 9
~ 7 years ago   Sep 20, '16 7:01pm  
Seriously, the best looking med students with the slimest fingers should be recruited to do the exam. Might make the whole ordeal more tooledae!
 
@Zoey:
 
So if they are good looking, would you rather they face you ... and look you in the eye? ... and play with your hair with the free hand? ... and cue up some Barry White? 4951
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~ 7 years ago   Sep 20, '16 7:01pm  
I went to the doctor today for a routine status check.  I always have blood work done the week before I see him so we can talk about the results.Heart - goodBlood pressure - goodDiabetes - real goodCholesterols (all) - goodKidney function - goodall other tests - goodThen he asked when was the last time I had my prostate checked.  I didn't remember but I know he did it.  He checked my file and said it was over a year ago, so he had me drop my pants and bend over.  I won't go into the details but....Prostate - goodIt's really not as bad as most men would have you believe, and it may detect problems with the prostate in its early stages.  You don't have to enjoy it, just get it done when the doctor wants to check it!
 
@Retired_Engineer:
Same as female checks, nothing exciting about it! Well, for most of us anyways... 4951
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~ 7 years ago   Sep 20, '16 7:02pm  
I am just going to completely stay out of this conversation. 4951
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BooBear Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 7 years ago   Sep 20, '16 7:03pm  
Seriously, the best looking med students with the slimest fingers should be recruited to do the exam. Might make the whole ordeal more tooledae!
Look at that last word!!! Damn auto correct! It was supposed to be TOLERABLE!!! On second thought, though, TOOLEDAE might be.more fun!! 😜
 
@Zoey:
 
Why the slimmest? 4951
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mutton Active Indicator LED Icon 9
~ 7 years ago   Sep 20, '16 7:04pm  
I am just going to completely stay out of this conversation.
 
@BooBear:
Tis for the best, unless a glass or two in...lol. 4951
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