It's really not as bad as most men would have you believe
@Retired_Engineer:
I had it done a couple of years ago. I thought it was not as bad as portrayed too...until that rat bastard doctor decided he had another foot of colon to penetrate. I checked out his fingers before he entered and all seemed well: neatly trimmed nails, fresh gloves, narrow fingers and so on. But after I unclenched and relaxed, sensing he had reached maximum depth, that *** fricker made a final surge. It was like his fingers must have swole up to the girth of sausages. It literally took my breath away. I couldn't even speak. The only way to express my discomfort was to pound my fist against the outer wall, possibly hoping someone would call 911. I guess my b-hole is just tighter than the average gentleman.
So no, it's not all it's cracked up to be.
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