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by: FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 7 years ago   Sep 16, '16 4:29pm  
@WJO little grandson and Wjo's husband are raking leaves in the yard. The grandson finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says,"Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The Wjo's husband replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."The grandson runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he puts the worm back into the hole.The Wjo's husband hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hairspray, and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the he comes back out and hands the grandson another five dollars. The little boy says,"Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."Then Wjo's husband replies, "I know. That's from your grandma." 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 7 years ago   Sep 16, '16 4:37pm  
Two guys, @ray and @retired_Engineer, were sitting on Ray's back porch one morning.The Ray had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.The RE was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.The Ray said, "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." So, on the way home, RE stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said "Do you have any Italian bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He said, "I want 5 loaves."She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard." He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this but me!"  4951
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~ 7 years ago   Sep 16, '16 6:22pm  
Lol 4951
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~ 7 years ago   Sep 18, '16 7:49am  
@FoFA.....Now you know me so well , you should know that Wjo does not allow me to have anything over 50 cents in my pocket at one time, but that was a nice story anyway. 4951
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~ 7 years ago   Sep 18, '16 2:59pm  
Why @BooBear chooses not to work: 4951
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~ 7 years ago   Sep 18, '16 3:00pm  
Why @BooBear chooses not to work:
 
@Retired_Engineer:
Yay!!! I so loves her... 4951
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~ 7 years ago   Sep 18, '16 3:01pm  
Why @BooBear chooses not to work:
 
@Retired_Engineer:
 
Or didn't, same result. 4951
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~ 7 years ago   Sep 18, '16 3:01pm  
A group of KDC women met to see a new toy one of the members got.  I'm not naming names! 4951
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~ 7 years ago   Sep 18, '16 3:04pm  
@donnatella suggested a way to bring in more business.p.s.  Go heavy on the lube! 4951
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~ 7 years ago   Sep 18, '16 3:07pm  
I had to look at this several times........I think I would have liked this woman.... 4951
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~ 7 years ago   Sep 18, '16 3:12pm  
@FoFa has the nerve to show us his dic-tater 4951
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~ 7 years ago   Sep 18, '16 3:33pm  
@FoFa has the nerve to show us his dic-tater
 
@Retired_Engineer: I see no ting hear no ting know no ting! 
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~ 7 years ago   Sep 18, '16 3:40pm  
The Weiner Guy strikes again!!
 
( Wouldn't it be horrible growing up knowing that your dad is The Weiner Guy?!?
Teenage angst & challenges are hard enough to conquer. Wanna bet that kid is going to be mainlining by the time he's 15? ). 4951
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~ 7 years ago   Sep 18, '16 4:04pm  
The Weiner Guy strikes again!!
 
( Wouldn't it be horrible growing up knowing that your dad is The Weiner Guy?!?
Teenage angst & challenges are hard enough to conquer. Wanna bet that kid is going to be mainlining by the time he's 15? ).
 
@Zoey:
Feel bad for whole family!!! 4951
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~ 7 years ago   Sep 18, '16 6:32pm  

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>> The Weiner Guy strikes again!!
 
( Wouldn't it be horrible growing up knowing that your dad is The Weiner Guy?!?
Teenage angst & challenges are hard enough to conquer. Wanna bet that kid is going to be mainlining by the time he's 15? ).
 
@Zoey:
Feel bad for whole family!!!
 
@mutton:
 
Yes, a nicely framed photo of The Weiner Guy in bed sexting with a Dumbo while sporting an erection with his little boy lying right next to him is going to be a cherished family portrait! 4951
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FoFa Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 7 years ago   Sep 18, '16 11:34pm  
@Chrisinkingwood was on a buisness trip and walks into a bar and notices a large jar filled to the brim with $10 bills. The CIKW approaches the bartender and asks, "What's up with the jar?""Well, you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, then you get all the money.""What are the three tests?" asks CIKW"Gotta pay first."So he gives him the $10 bucks, and the bartender adds it to the jar."OK, here's what you have to do. First, you have to drink that whole bottle of pepper tequila -- the WHOLE thing at once -- and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a pit bull chained up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands. Third, there is a 90-year-old woman upstairs who's never had an orgasm in her life. You gotta make things right for her.""Well, I know I've paid my $10 bucks," says CIKW, "but I'm not an idiot. No wonder you've collected so much money -- that's impossible!"CIKW proceeds to drink several whiskeys, and eventually, he gets up his nerve."Wherez zat teeqeelah?" he slurs.He grabs the bottle of pepper tequila with both hands and downs it, gulp by gulp. Tears are streaming down his cheeks, but he doesn't make a face. Next, he staggers out back. Everyone in the bar hears a huge scuffle outside -- barking, yelping and growling, then silence.Just when they think he must be dead, he staggers back into the bar with his shirt ripped and gashes across his body."NOW," he says, "wherez at ol' lady with the sore tooth?" 4951
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