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All up in his grill!

All up in his grill!

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by: Ray Active Indicator LED Icon 17 OP 
~ 7 years ago   Aug 23, '16 10:08am  
On Tuesday evening, cops in Dayton, Ohio received a 911 call about a
man "pulling his pants down and swinging on stop sign," according to a Dayton Police Department report.
In a second 911 call, the witness told police that the suspect was
attempting to have sex with the front grill of a parked vehicle.
The 911 caller reported that during the autoerotic encounter the
suspect was seen "sticking his genitals in the grill of a red van at
this intersection." The man subsequently "laid down and possibly passed
out" before rising to begin walking in circles "like he is on some type
of drug."
The victim was parked at the time, cops say.
Responding officers came upon Michael Henson, 35, who "appeared under
the influence of some type of narcotic" and was only wearing gym shorts
and shoes. He was then arrested for public indecency and booked into
the Montgomery County jail, where he is being held in lieu of $2500
bond.
In a sidewalk interview, the woman who called 911 told police that
she saw Henson pull down his shorts and expose his penis, which he then
“placed...in the front grill of the van and began humping it as if he
was having sex with the van.” Henson did this “for a while” before
passing out in a neighboring yard, she added.
Cops tracked down the owner of the "violated" van, but he told them he had not witnessed what investigators termed “the sex act.” 4951
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sweetie Active Indicator LED Icon 11 Forum Moderator
~ 7 years ago   Aug 23, '16 10:10am  
Sounds like something he's done before! I hope the van owner took his car to the nearest car wash! 4951
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BooBear Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 7 years ago   Aug 23, '16 10:11am  
A van??? He has some major self esteem issues if he doesn't think he can do better than a van. 4951
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donnatella Active Indicator LED Icon 13 Forum Moderator
~ 7 years ago   Aug 23, '16 10:11am  
That's just a big old platter of wrong! 4951
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FairieMae Active Indicator LED Icon 4
~ 7 years ago   Aug 23, '16 10:28am  
"auto-erotic" how ironic.@boo - maybe he moved up from a pinto to the van because he couldn't find a mustang.MUST FIND MORE CAFFIENE! 4951
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Maisey1 Active Indicator LED Icon 9
~ 7 years ago   Aug 23, '16 10:32am  
I know a lot of guys out there with a bit of a relationship with their trucks - this guy just took it a step further. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB2KyWYUhmA 4951
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notfromhere Active Indicator LED Icon 12
~ 7 years ago   Aug 23, '16 10:34am  
A van??? He has some major self esteem issues if he doesn't think he can do better than a van.
 
@BooBear: It's red. Goes to show you how sexy red is. Even vans get some action
4951
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BooBear Active Indicator LED Icon 16
~ 7 years ago   Aug 23, '16 10:40am  
I know a lot of guys out there with a bit of a relationship with their trucks - this guy just took it a step further. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB2KyWYUhmA
 
@Maisey1:
 
Between this and my fruit video, I have lost all faith in humans. 4951
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